<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431</id><updated>2011-11-26T17:23:56.227-05:00</updated><category term='breasts'/><category term='Giuliani'/><category term='Johnny Depp'/><category term='Justin Timberlake'/><category term='lindsay lohan'/><category term='Oprah'/><category term='excuse'/><category term='Gayle King'/><category term='WiFi stealing'/><category term='Seventeen'/><category term='bunny'/><category term='Joe Simpson'/><category term='Water'/><category term='honorary knight'/><category term='Apple'/><category term='Mya Rudolph'/><category term='shampoo'/><category term='Tyra Banks'/><category term='Duda Farms'/><category term='Man of the Year'/><category term='Crocs'/><category term='George Bush'/><category term='Identity'/><category term='Time Zones'/><category term='Kanye West'/><category term='&quot;One World&quot;'/><category term='Focus on the Family'/><category term='The Queen'/><category term='Naomi Campbell'/><category term='Jews'/><category term='List'/><category term='Letters from Iwo Jima'/><category term='Mary-Kate Olsen'/><category term='Scarlett Johansson'/><category term='artist of the week'/><category term='Penn Jillette'/><category term='Pantytime'/><category term='Popeye'/><category term='Girls Gone Wild'/><category term='Paris Hilton'/><category term='WorldOfBritney'/><category term='The Grammys'/><category term='Christmas'/><category term='NBC'/><category term='Colbert Report'/><category term='Best Picture'/><category term='Harrison Ford'/><category term='Selma Blair'/><category term='Daniel Radcliffe'/><category term='my box in a box'/><category term='Box Office'/><category term='Slate'/><category term='Meat'/><category term='Sufjan Stevens'/><category term='S.M.U.'/><category term='Best Director'/><category term='Biggest Loser'/><category term='iPhone'/><category term='iTunes'/><category term='Bono'/><category term='Church'/><category term='Stedman'/><category term='Justin Guarini'/><category term='Japan'/><category term='Spinach'/><category term='&quot;X Files&quot;'/><category term='Cameron Diaz'/><category term='Howie Mendel'/><category term='CariDee'/><category term='Russia'/><category term='Bill O&apos;Reilly'/><category term='Working Girl'/><category term='Hollywood'/><category term='Movies'/><category term='Martin Scorsese'/><category term='New Orleans'/><category term='RIM'/><category term='Andy Samberg'/><category term='The Departed'/><category term='Brangelina'/><category term='Audrey Hepburn'/><category term='Reality TV'/><category term='Vermont'/><category term='Sigourney Weaver'/><category term='Microsoft'/><category term='Ashley Olsen'/><category term='Golden Globes'/><category term='hip-hop'/><category term='SNL'/><category term='Harry Potter'/><category term='youtube'/><category term='Hillary'/><category term='Babel'/><category term='Wikipedia'/><category term='Time Magazine'/><category term='Stephen Colbert'/><category term='Tara Reid'/><category term='Zeitgeist'/><category term='Obama'/><category term='Jennifer Hudson'/><category term='Jay-Z'/><category term='President'/><category term='Fall Out Boy'/><category term='American Apparel'/><category term='The O.C.'/><category term='Bette Midler'/><category term='Britney Spears'/><category term='comcast'/><category term='Willie Nelson'/><category term='yo majesty'/><category term='Dreamgirls'/><category term='Jessica Simpson'/><category term='music'/><category term='Oscars'/><category term='J.K. Rowling'/><category term='Jibbitz'/><category term='Google'/><category term='ANTM'/><category term='Giant Magazine'/><category term='Little Miss Sunshine'/><category term='Movie Trailers'/><category term='&quot;Lost&quot;'/><category term='spankrock'/><category term='Person of the Year'/><category term='Deal or No Deal'/><category term='Cingular'/><category term='Kumho Tires'/><category term='Nintendo Wii'/><category term='GoogleMaps'/><category term='Death'/><category term='Haircut'/><title type='text'>TotesUmbrellas</title><subtitle type='html'>Professional people-watching as a respectable career goal</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>katie b</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>547</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-523122871337824893</id><published>2007-02-04T10:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-04T10:46:32.693-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shampoo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='breasts'/><title type='text'>wash your hair to trannidom</title><summary type='text'>Sometimes these things write themselves. I'm going to let this one do just that.    Using lavender and tea tree oil products can cause young boys to develop breast tissue, a study finds.    Gynaecomastia is rare, and there is often no obvious cause.    But US specialists report in the New England Journal of Medicine that three boys developed the condition after using the oils.I just lost my urge </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/523122871337824893/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=523122871337824893&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/523122871337824893'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/523122871337824893'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/02/wash-your-hair-to-trannidom.html' title='wash your hair to trannidom'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-117907944728577425</id><published>2007-02-02T18:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-02T18:53:05.167-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wikipedia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Microsoft'/><title type='text'>oh, microsoft</title><summary type='text'>Woah, Microsoft, simmer down! According to the Associated Press, the computer company has begun hiring people to edit Wikipedia articles. As in that's their only job: sit in an office and make sure that Microsoft looks good on Wikipedia. Great work, guys.I guess this has become ever important as people realize that their software sucks, but my poor Wikipedia! You're supposed to be for the people </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/117907944728577425/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=117907944728577425&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/117907944728577425'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/117907944728577425'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/02/oh-microsoft.html' title='oh, microsoft'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-1084892795837731077</id><published>2007-02-02T13:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-02T13:26:13.114-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='American Apparel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pantytime'/><title type='text'>curious</title><summary type='text'>So I just received this email from American Apparel. Apparently they trademarked "pantytime".Honestly, I'm surprised it hasn't been done.Boxer-briefytime,Justin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/1084892795837731077/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=1084892795837731077&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/1084892795837731077'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/1084892795837731077'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/02/curious.html' title='curious'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_e8uf2fINZQI/RcOBrtiyvvI/AAAAAAAAAAk/XXPP0focscQ/s72-c/Picture+1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-3013241831583822871</id><published>2007-01-28T18:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-28T19:02:09.996-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Box Office'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hollywood'/><title type='text'>box office roundup: an epic weekend</title><summary type='text'>They (and by "they" I mean, of course, the media elite) always complain about how January is a movie graveyard. All the good movies have come out in December in time for Oscar consideration, we're a long few months from summer blockbusters, and anyone who isn't bothering to catch up with all the Oscar nominees will probably see anything that costs 12 bucks and is on a big screen. Or at least, so </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/3013241831583822871/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=3013241831583822871&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3013241831583822871'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3013241831583822871'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/box-office-roundup-epic-weekend.html' title='box office roundup: an epic weekend'/><author><name>Katey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06602654660381174664</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_GyI66wcIjXc/R2K98fz2ymI/AAAAAAAAACg/FpVpVNtdBIk/S220/TWBB_13720.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-836719059250293836</id><published>2007-01-25T13:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-25T13:46:44.182-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Oscars'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Martin Scorsese'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Best Director'/><title type='text'>totes awards season: the best directors</title><summary type='text'>Before we begin looking at the full list of nominees this year, let's take a look at the track record of one Mr. Martin Scorsese.Yes, the eyebrows are real, and they're fabulous.1980: Nominated for Best Director for Raging Bull. Loses to pretty boy Robert Redford (Ordinary People), who, to be fair, looks great in pinstripes.Dysfunctional Chicago family &gt; washed-up boxer1988: Nominated for Best </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/836719059250293836/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=836719059250293836&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/836719059250293836'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/836719059250293836'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/totes-awards-season-best-directors.html' title='totes awards season: the best directors'/><author><name>Katey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06602654660381174664</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_GyI66wcIjXc/R2K98fz2ymI/AAAAAAAAACg/FpVpVNtdBIk/S220/TWBB_13720.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-5815953120204264099</id><published>2007-01-23T21:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-24T07:55:03.188-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Oscars'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Best Picture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Babel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Queen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Departed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dreamgirls'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Little Miss Sunshine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Letters from Iwo Jima'/><title type='text'>totes awards season: the best pictures</title><summary type='text'>You know you've finally found the right job when your boss shows up at your desk with three sheets of paper and gleefully announces "Oscar nominations! And no Dreamgirls!" and you reply "Already seen it. What about Children of Men, huh?"So, yes. First of all let us all shed a single tear for our friends in Dreamgirls.Better luck... uh... never, ladies.As much as I legitimately enjoyed Dreamgirls,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/5815953120204264099/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=5815953120204264099&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/5815953120204264099'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/5815953120204264099'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/totes-awards-season-best-pictures.html' title='totes awards season: the best pictures'/><author><name>Katey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06602654660381174664</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_GyI66wcIjXc/R2K98fz2ymI/AAAAAAAAACg/FpVpVNtdBIk/S220/TWBB_13720.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-6563715210615436573</id><published>2007-01-21T21:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-21T21:38:42.015-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='President'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hillary'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Giuliani'/><title type='text'>let the blue state civil war begin</title><summary type='text'>I know this is getting into that iffy realm of "politics" rather than "totally relevant pop culture," but you may have noticed this weekend that Hillary is in! What does this have to do with pop culture, you ask?That's right-- the Clintons have the best connections in Hollywood this side of Heidi Fleiss. Not since Bruce Springsteen played at a rally for John Kerry have we seen the kind of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/6563715210615436573/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=6563715210615436573&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/6563715210615436573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/6563715210615436573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/let-blue-state-civil-war-begin.html' title='let the blue state civil war begin'/><author><name>Katey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06602654660381174664</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_GyI66wcIjXc/R2K98fz2ymI/AAAAAAAAACg/FpVpVNtdBIk/S220/TWBB_13720.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GyI66wcIjXc/RbQh76SuzVI/AAAAAAAAAAY/ipz0E0negWk/s72-c/giulianidrag2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-877098685231063428</id><published>2007-01-20T18:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-20T18:26:35.305-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Slate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Meat'/><title type='text'>meat heads</title><summary type='text'>What kind of world do we live in when the number one most shoplifted item is meat? No, seriously.Every supermarket detective—or "loss-prevention specialist," as many prefer to be called—has an offbeat meatlifting story to share. There's the one about the lady who seemingly defied the laws of physics by stuffing an entire HoneyBaked Ham in her purse, the man discovered with a trove of filet </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/877098685231063428/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=877098685231063428&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/877098685231063428'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/877098685231063428'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/meat-heads.html' title='meat heads'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-2940013896982237624</id><published>2007-01-20T14:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-20T14:17:56.846-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Slate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bill O&apos;Reilly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stephen Colbert'/><title type='text'>take two</title><summary type='text'>And now for part two of the O'Reilly-Colbert mash-up: O'Reilly on The Report.I love the allusion to sexual devience. Score, Colbert! And don't forget to read the commentary on Slate.Time to loofah!Justin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/2940013896982237624/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=2940013896982237624&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/2940013896982237624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/2940013896982237624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/take-two.html' title='take two'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-3818333580743047735</id><published>2007-01-20T11:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-20T11:33:13.763-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Britney Spears'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Paris Hilton'/><title type='text'>just like us</title><summary type='text'>Look at this picture:Paris "Left Eye" HiltonNotice anything? SHE HAS A LAZY EYE! Better yet she apparently wasn't born this way. According to Celebitchy, her cray-cray left eye is the result of a screwed up eye lift. She's also wearing colored contacts for a role, which is not helping the sitch.See! Celebs: they're physically deformed just like us! Oh, and supposedly Paris hates Britney now? </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/3818333580743047735/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=3818333580743047735&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3818333580743047735'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3818333580743047735'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/just-like-us.html' title='just like us'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-7312643616371715705</id><published>2007-01-19T12:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-19T12:14:07.534-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bill O&apos;Reilly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stephen Colbert'/><title type='text'>it's a french name</title><summary type='text'>Boy howdy! You need to see this: Colbert on The Factor!! Talk about Awkies.I hope you caught the strange message at the end. I didn't make it! I swear!Why all the yelling?Justin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/7312643616371715705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=7312643616371715705&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/7312643616371715705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/7312643616371715705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/its-french-name.html' title='it&apos;s a french name'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-6676280411732365540</id><published>2007-01-19T11:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-19T12:02:36.936-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='iPhone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vermont'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cingular'/><title type='text'>no green mountain iphone</title><summary type='text'>Remember the iPhone? Well, people in Vermont do, and they're enraged by it. This is because after all the excitement and hype surrounding the phone in the past few weeks, Green Mounties have realized that they can't have it. Not a single one.Hands off, VermontThe reason being that Cingular (the exclusive carrier of Apple's yet to be released cell-wonder) doesn't operate a single cell tower in the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/6676280411732365540/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=6676280411732365540&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/6676280411732365540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/6676280411732365540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/no-green-mountain-iphoneth.html' title='no green mountain iphone'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-2670237824414767669</id><published>2007-01-18T14:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-18T14:45:32.297-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Water'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nintendo Wii'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Popeye'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Spinach'/><title type='text'>wii-ing the night away</title><summary type='text'>I should have posted this earlier, but whatever. Last week, a woman died trying to win a Nintendo Wii from a radio station. The morning show on Sacramento's KDND FM held a contest titled Hold Your Wee For A Wii. Clever. Cute. Until someone died!!!! The game went something like this: players drank eight ounces of water every fifteen minutes for 90 minutes. After the 90 minutes were up, players </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/2670237824414767669/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=2670237824414767669&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/2670237824414767669'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/2670237824414767669'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/wii-ing-night-away.html' title='wii-ing the night away'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-1852216775168585917</id><published>2007-01-18T12:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-18T12:24:05.379-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WiFi stealing'/><title type='text'>proud to be an american</title><summary type='text'>Hott damn! This is so horrible that it's actually hilarious. The other day a 17 year-old in Singapore was sentenced to 18 months of probation, which includes an internet ban, for stealing WiFi. No joke! Apparently Singapore recently enacted (and is enforcing!) a Computer Misuse Act.Hope you're not in SingaporeThank goodness I live in America, a country where we're free to steal anyone who's too </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/1852216775168585917/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=1852216775168585917&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/1852216775168585917'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/1852216775168585917'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/proud-to-be-american.html' title='proud to be an american'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-1392281001998648811</id><published>2007-01-17T20:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-17T22:18:15.340-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jennifer Hudson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hollywood'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Golden Globes'/><title type='text'>totes awards season: shocked, shocked!</title><summary type='text'>Sorry for the delay. I slipped into a coma following the Golden Globes, which, to be fair, was the best sleep I've gotten in weeks.I've always been kinda obnoxiously proud of being able to predict awards winners, even when I'm waaaaay off (see Brokeback, my dark-horse hopes for In the Bedroom a few years back). But when I'm pretty sure about who's going to win Best Actor in a miniseries, when </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/1392281001998648811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=1392281001998648811&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/1392281001998648811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/1392281001998648811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/totes-awards-season-shocked-shocked.html' title='totes awards season: shocked, shocked!'/><author><name>Katey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06602654660381174664</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_GyI66wcIjXc/R2K98fz2ymI/AAAAAAAAACg/FpVpVNtdBIk/S220/TWBB_13720.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GyI66wcIjXc/Ra7dVqSuzUI/AAAAAAAAAAM/mwQzivG8WQ8/s72-c/sbcaward.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-1383131338774971263</id><published>2007-01-17T17:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-17T17:59:09.966-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New Orleans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brangelina'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&quot;One World&quot;'/><title type='text'>give 'em a peace prize already!</title><summary type='text'>I swear, Brangelina try the hardest of any Hollywood couple. Perhaps too hard? After adopting the entire cast of One World, the couple is moving the troops down South....to New Orleans? But it's sinking, you say! Will it support the weight of Angelina's lips? We'll soon find out.Kidz, we're moving to N'w Orlenz!Because they just bought a $3.5 million mansion in the French Quarter. PARTAAAAY!!!! </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/1383131338774971263/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=1383131338774971263&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/1383131338774971263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/1383131338774971263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/give-em-peace-prize-already.html' title='give &apos;em a peace prize already!'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-3995532098630169903</id><published>2007-01-17T15:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-17T15:50:17.106-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><title type='text'>oops!, i didn't do it again.</title><summary type='text'>For some consistency, I've decided to make my tunes portion a special "hump day" treat.  So get your humpty-hump on to these lovely tunes while you're shaking your humps.  Hump.KELE LE ROC f/ MISTA MILL- My LoveDid J. Timberlake steal his chorus from this UK singer?  Did Timbaland steal his beat from some random Finnish guy?  Finnish him!  (read more)BEDTIME FOR TOYS- Say BOOMIf you don't like </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/3995532098630169903/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=3995532098630169903&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3995532098630169903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3995532098630169903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/oops-i-didnt-do-it-again.html' title='oops!, i didn&apos;t do it again.'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-6124138599030482442</id><published>2007-01-17T09:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-17T09:04:39.777-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tara Reid'/><title type='text'>honestly?</title><summary type='text'>I don't understand how Tara Reid still has a career. Oh, wait her brother's a director. Anyway, she's set to star in an upcoming "indie" (their word, not mine) romantic comedy titled Honestly. Here's the synopsis:Reid will play a hard-boiled private eye who works as a temptress to test the fidelity of philandering husbands. Then she meets her ultimate job challenge: Instead of entrapping her </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/6124138599030482442/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=6124138599030482442&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/6124138599030482442'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/6124138599030482442'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/honestly.html' title='honestly?'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-4336803449271420232</id><published>2007-01-16T22:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-16T22:56:58.462-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fall Out Boy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jay-Z'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kanye West'/><title type='text'>this ain't a scene, it's kanye</title><summary type='text'>This could be interesting: Kanye is going to remix a track from the upcoming Fall Out Boy album, Infinity On High. Oh, but here's the kicker: in a I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine move, Fall Out Boy will then remix one of Kanye's tracks.    Best budsThe band already has a track with Jay-Z on their upcoming album (in stores 5 February), so either they've got jungle fever or they're </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/4336803449271420232/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=4336803449271420232&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/4336803449271420232'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/4336803449271420232'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/this-aint-scene-its-kanye.html' title='this ain&apos;t a scene, it&apos;s kanye'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-7156018702219516179</id><published>2007-01-16T19:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-16T19:19:52.143-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='GoogleMaps'/><title type='text'>googlemaps galore!</title><summary type='text'>Let's have fun with GoogleMaps, shall we? While perusing GoogleMaps Mania, my favorite (and the only?) GoogleMaps blog, I came across some of the greatest GoogleMaps hybrid sites. Here's a few:MappyHour : Find the closest happy hour in most major cities!Jargol : Once you're good and sauced, use Jargol to find the hippest indy boutique. Unfortch, there's no Atlanta option, but no bother. After </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/7156018702219516179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=7156018702219516179&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/7156018702219516179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/7156018702219516179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/googlemaps-galore.html' title='googlemaps galore!'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-3441970928749184238</id><published>2007-01-16T16:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-16T16:45:53.691-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&quot;X Files&quot;'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&quot;Lost&quot;'/><title type='text'>"lost" is halfway there</title><summary type='text'>The producers of he hit ABC drama "Lost" are looking to figure out how everything is going to wrap-up:"It's time for us now to find an end point for this show," Cuse explained. "It's always been discussed that the show would have a beginning, middle and end." He added that the finale of “Lost” would wipe any concerns among fans of the complex show that the mystery is actually as mysterious to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/3441970928749184238/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=3441970928749184238&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3441970928749184238'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3441970928749184238'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/lost-is-halfway-there.html' title='&quot;lost&quot; is halfway there'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-7566772655861175024</id><published>2007-01-16T11:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-16T11:55:52.244-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Time Zones'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Naomi Campbell'/><title type='text'>she threw it</title><summary type='text'>In the future, Naomi Campbell will plead guilty to assault. Actually it's just already tomorrow in Australia, where that article is from. Blows your mind, don't it?! Times zones scare me. Anyway, she pleaded guilty to third degree assault (ie: throwing phones at assistants) and was fined a whopping $363.32. I don't know how one of the world's most [in]famous Super Models is going to pay such a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/7566772655861175024/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=7566772655861175024&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/7566772655861175024'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/7566772655861175024'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/she-threw-it.html' title='she threw it'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-5456432747845423986</id><published>2007-01-15T19:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-15T19:54:01.275-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Movies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dreamgirls'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Golden Globes'/><title type='text'>totes awards season: let the games begin</title><summary type='text'>Well, this is awkward.I left you all months ago, on for bigger and better things in the big city. Here I am, in fact in the big city, but mostly being a lower-level editorial assistant at a no-name film magazine. No, honestly. You've never heard of it.But I'm here to talk to you about more important things, namely, the drunkest of all the big awards shows. That's right: it's finally time for the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/5456432747845423986/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=5456432747845423986&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/5456432747845423986'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/5456432747845423986'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/totes-awards-season-let-games-begin.html' title='totes awards season: let the games begin'/><author><name>Katey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06602654660381174664</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_GyI66wcIjXc/R2K98fz2ymI/AAAAAAAAACg/FpVpVNtdBIk/S220/TWBB_13720.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-2664121765814794358</id><published>2007-01-15T11:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-15T11:51:56.330-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ashley Olsen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Johnny Depp'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Audrey Hepburn'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mary-Kate Olsen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bette Midler'/><title type='text'>i guess they really are paternal twins</title><summary type='text'>The Olsen twins are at it again, this time fighting about fashion icons. "Fighting" is a strong word. They are in disagreement. While Mary-Kate is a big fan of Johnny Depp's "scruffy rock look" (the evolution of hobo chic?), Ashley looks to classical fashion muses such as Audrey Hepburn for inspiration.                     Who would you choose?I mean, Depp does have an interesting style, but as </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/2664121765814794358/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=2664121765814794358&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/2664121765814794358'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/2664121765814794358'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/i-guess-they-really-are-paternal-twins.html' title='i guess they really are paternal twins'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-3578836015824665863</id><published>2007-01-13T23:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-13T23:23:19.031-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='iPhone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Apple'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Colbert Report'/><title type='text'>the double wag</title><summary type='text'>Oh, no! Colbert gave Apple's iPhone the "dreaded double wag".Out of loveI know that I was hard all afternoon on Tuesday! We're you? Come on! I know that wasn't an iPhone in your pocket, and no one's ever that happy to see me. Nerd.Calling all angels,JustinPS: Current Verizon customers looking to jump ship for Cingular AT&amp;T (Katey), fret not. Verizon is supposedly planning on increasing its test </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/3578836015824665863/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=3578836015824665863&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3578836015824665863'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3578836015824665863'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/double-wag.html' title='the double wag'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-1960113574554075686</id><published>2007-01-11T19:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-11T20:22:42.065-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bunny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='my box in a box'/><title type='text'>the internet, it's kind of a big deal.</title><summary type='text'>This is a box, but not just any box.  This  box is just for you...if you're willing to pay the price.Bunny of "My Box in a Box" is selling her box on Ebay.  Well, she's selling the box that was in the video (see above).  Currently the price is $270 + shipping, and is climbing as I type this.NOT seeing Wilmer Valderamma,Joe John</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/1960113574554075686/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=1960113574554075686&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/1960113574554075686'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/1960113574554075686'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/internet-its-kind-of-big-deal.html' title='the internet, it&apos;s kind of a big deal.'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/Rabg30K62VI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/ssmmwdnOPDM/s72-c/d14c_1.JPG.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-6025288239041660741</id><published>2007-01-11T10:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-11T10:35:37.549-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='S.M.U.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='George Bush'/><title type='text'>i'd be upset too</title><summary type='text'>Apparently the proposed site of the George W. Bush Presidential Library is on S.M.U.'s campus. And even though the conservative Houston school is often viewed as nothing more than a country club with classes (I know a few girls who went there with the intension of getting their MRS degree), some of the professors aren't too keen on the library."I love reading! And libraries!"Why not put the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/6025288239041660741/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=6025288239041660741&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/6025288239041660741'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/6025288239041660741'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/id-be-upset-too.html' title='i&apos;d be upset too'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-2210565255204812786</id><published>2007-01-10T11:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-10T11:42:09.720-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='RIM'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='iPhone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Apple'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Time Magazine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cingular'/><title type='text'>rip, rim</title><summary type='text'>I spent most of my afternoon yesterday watching Apple's stock skyrock and RIM's (makers of the Blackberry) plummet. Let's just say that thanks to the introduction of the iPhone I made a lot of money...it almost paid for itself! Almost.If only it could do my laundryYou have no idea how excited I am about this phone. You can skip to the voicemails you want! It's a widescreen ipod! There's only one </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/2210565255204812786/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=2210565255204812786&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/2210565255204812786'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/2210565255204812786'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/rip-rim.html' title='rip, rim'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-8137781498944114440</id><published>2007-01-09T23:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-10T00:02:19.062-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Justin Timberlake'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Britney Spears'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='youtube'/><title type='text'>box in a box</title><summary type='text'>I couldn't help it.  Pretty trite vag jokes as a whole, but I couldn't resist LOL'ing at "Cince de Mayo".  Am I late on this?Cut a door in the box,Joe John</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/8137781498944114440/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=8137781498944114440&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/8137781498944114440'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/8137781498944114440'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/box-in-box.html' title='box in a box'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-4488974333547306350</id><published>2007-01-08T17:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-08T17:42:51.260-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Justin Timberlake'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cameron Diaz'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Scarlett Johansson'/><title type='text'>out with the old, in with the less-wrinkly</title><summary type='text'>In response to H.Bomb's request for more information regarding the Justin/Cameron spilt, here's the low-down: they have indeed broken up and he may be dating Scarlett Johansson.Star mash-up One can only assume that his dick was nowhere to be found under Diaz's tree.Would you page me on the regular,Justin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/4488974333547306350/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=4488974333547306350&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/4488974333547306350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/4488974333547306350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/out-with-old-in-with-less-wrinkly.html' title='out with the old, in with the less-wrinkly'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-8458260634564726961</id><published>2007-01-08T17:08:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-08T17:10:51.428-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nintendo Wii'/><title type='text'>the wiimote is not a toy</title><summary type='text'>In a world of Wii-related injuries, this is a Totes reminder not to breakdance with you wiimote:Ouchies,Justin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/8458260634564726961/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=8458260634564726961&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/8458260634564726961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/8458260634564726961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/wiimote-is-not-toy.html' title='the wiimote is not a toy'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-3261437729264081532</id><published>2007-01-07T14:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-07T14:17:31.387-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kumho Tires'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Duda Farms'/><title type='text'>21st century living</title><summary type='text'>Today I stumbled upon two inventions that are going to change the world:        The Celery Straw and Lilac-Scented Tires!The straw is truly a modern marvel. Duda Farms genetically engineered celery to grow in tube form in order to solve the age-old problem of how to make ants in a log.And the tires? Who doesn't want to roll on 22+2s that smell as sweet as a Provençal breeze? That's show-stoppin' </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/3261437729264081532/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=3261437729264081532&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3261437729264081532'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3261437729264081532'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/21st-century-living.html' title='21st century living'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-4999585863682997031</id><published>2007-01-06T16:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-06T16:24:55.215-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lindsay lohan'/><title type='text'>hospital 2 partay</title><summary type='text'>G-ddamn Lilo is totes hc (translation for the AARP crowd: "totally hardcore")!! Did you hear how she spent her January 5th? Apendectomy in the morning, club hopping at night.You can almost see the stitches!Stars lead such busy lives. Sigh. I hope that appendicitis becomes trendy.I'm sick of being followed,Justin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/4999585863682997031/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=4999585863682997031&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/4999585863682997031'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/4999585863682997031'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/hospital-2-partay.html' title='hospital 2 partay'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_e8uf2fINZQI/RaASl7j6s5I/AAAAAAAAAAY/dWfYQBBfPOE/s72-c/LLOHANPARTY010607_5.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-4116862201876397007</id><published>2007-01-05T09:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-05T09:51:54.108-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Girls Gone Wild'/><title type='text'>[underage] girls gone wild</title><summary type='text'>Thank goodness! During this whole Girls Gone Wild trial, I've been worried that my favorite filmmakers were going to be convicted for filming underage girls.18+ only, plzBut thanks to a savior (read: judge) and obvious fan Dedee Costello these fine men are getting off almost scott-free. Of the 30 total charges, 28 have been dropped due to speculation that a cameraman and photographer will testify</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/4116862201876397007/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=4116862201876397007&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/4116862201876397007'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/4116862201876397007'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/underage-girls-gone-wild.html' title='[underage] girls gone wild'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-2817420732273748447</id><published>2007-01-05T00:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-05T00:53:31.816-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Justin Timberlake'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cameron Diaz'/><title type='text'>love lost</title><summary type='text'>RIP?Cute face, C-dazCry me a river,Justin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/2817420732273748447/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=2817420732273748447&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/2817420732273748447'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/2817420732273748447'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/love-lost.html' title='love lost'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-8177623088426828480</id><published>2007-01-04T01:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-04T01:13:47.782-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The O.C.'/><title type='text'>low tide in newport</title><summary type='text'>RIPCalifornication,Justin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/8177623088426828480/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=8177623088426828480&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/8177623088426828480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/8177623088426828480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/low-tide-in-newport.html' title='low tide in newport'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-3533306014504408198</id><published>2007-01-03T05:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-03T05:41:57.220-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><title type='text'>totes musical highlights</title><summary type='text'>I felt guilty for choosing favorites a few posts back, so here are two tunes that had me saying that I'd never for a second get to thinking they're irreplaceable.  Oh yeah, I'll make a totes mixtape as soon as I get back to Middz.Skillz does not wrap up the past year, he raps it up.  Featuring jokes about Dick Cheney and Kevin Federline.DL: SKILLZ- Rap-up 2006(Hear/Read more)Port O'Brien channels</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/3533306014504408198/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=3533306014504408198&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3533306014504408198'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3533306014504408198'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2007/01/totes-musical-highlights.html' title='totes musical highlights'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-6916346780160629007</id><published>2006-12-29T11:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-29T11:39:38.121-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WorldOfBritney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Britney Spears'/><title type='text'>she's slipping under</title><summary type='text'>This can't bode well for Brit-brit. While many fans are eagerly naively awaiting her comeback, some of her fans are jumping ship. Today Ruben Gray, the keeper of one of the most popular Brit fansites on the web WorldOfBritney.com, announced that he's calling it quits.The beginning of the endGray explains, "I think that WoB has had its run... its feet are not holding firm anymore, not because of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/6916346780160629007/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=6916346780160629007&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/6916346780160629007'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/6916346780160629007'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/shes-slipping-under.html' title='she&apos;s slipping under'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-8948625922556182789</id><published>2006-12-29T04:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-29T04:56:19.207-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hip-hop'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='artist of the week'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='yo majesty'/><title type='text'>totes artist of the week: yo majesty</title><summary type='text'>This begins a series of weekly posts that I will hopefully manage to keep up with.  If you haven't heard of them yet, I introduce you to Yo Majesty-- three female rappers from Tampa bringing new life to the Miami bass sound popularized by 2 Live Crew in the late 1980s.  (read more)DOWNLOADSClub ActionIt's a WarningClub Action (techno mash-up)The latter track is a Moneyshot/Totes exclusive, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/8948625922556182789/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=8948625922556182789&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/8948625922556182789'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/8948625922556182789'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/totes-artist-of-week-yo-majesty.html' title='totes artist of the week: yo majesty'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/RZTiTUnsZtI/AAAAAAAAADo/lZ7GaRKVEFI/s72-c/1376912590_l.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-5069421487151283765</id><published>2006-12-28T10:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-28T10:28:38.787-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Willie Nelson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sigourney Weaver'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Working Girl'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joe Simpson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Harrison Ford'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jessica Simpson'/><title type='text'>remake alert!</title><summary type='text'>Wow. I can't wait for this one. It'll be the biggest hit since The Dukes of Hazard! The Hollywood Reporter reports (ha) that Jessica Simpson and Willie Nelson are set to begin work on a remake of Working Girl, originally starring Harrison Ford and Sigourney Weaver.Totally 80s!Hmm....I wonder who would produce such a sure hit. What's that you say? Joe Simpson is a producer?  That's unbelievable. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/5069421487151283765/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=5069421487151283765&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/5069421487151283765'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/5069421487151283765'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/remake-alert.html' title='remake alert!'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-6261283471734765462</id><published>2006-12-27T10:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-27T11:03:34.335-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jibbitz'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Crocs'/><title type='text'>stop the crocs</title><summary type='text'>I don't think that there's any fashion choice I hate more than a pair of Crocs.Just fugActually, I take that back. The biggest fashion faux-pas is sticking little jewels in your Crocs. You know you've seen them: little flowers, ladybugs, and smiley faces sticking out of Croc-holes.This makes me die insideWell, I just thought that I'd inform you that the Crocs company bought Jibbitz, the company </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/6261283471734765462/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=6261283471734765462&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/6261283471734765462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/6261283471734765462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/stop-crocs.html' title='stop the crocs'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-8198729622221559610</id><published>2006-12-27T10:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-27T10:48:35.407-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Harry Potter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Focus on the Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Russia'/><title type='text'>harry potter flick pix</title><summary type='text'>Welcome back to the interweb, me! Thanks.Ok, Harry Potter fans, here are some great hi-res pics from the upcoming movie Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Yah, this is the one where Harry's a little bitch.My how you've grownThe site's in Russian (question mark), so I have no idea what anything says, but I'm pretty sure it's talking about this film may not be suitable for children under 13</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/8198729622221559610/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=8198729622221559610&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/8198729622221559610'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/8198729622221559610'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/harry-potter-flick-pix.html' title='harry potter flick pix'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-3440038963426695748</id><published>2006-12-26T11:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-26T11:04:19.929-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='excuse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='comcast'/><title type='text'>i h8 comcast</title><summary type='text'>My internet has been out for three days. This is totes un-comcastic. Now I have to blog from work.I'll be back as soon as this silly technician figures out that they put an indoor cable outside of our house.Lovez,Justin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/3440038963426695748/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=3440038963426695748&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3440038963426695748'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3440038963426695748'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/i-h8-comcast.html' title='i h8 comcast'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-2879489289628123757</id><published>2006-12-24T14:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-24T14:45:21.421-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Google'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Church'/><title type='text'>let [god] entertain you</title><summary type='text'>Slow entertainment news day or does Google really, really like Christmas pagents?Not that sitting in a hard pew and staring at the back of the-dude-in-front-of-me's head isn't enthralling and all, but...God bless ye,Justin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/2879489289628123757/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=2879489289628123757&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/2879489289628123757'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/2879489289628123757'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/let-god-entertain-you.html' title='let [god] entertain you'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_e8uf2fINZQI/RY4Vl-jM9gI/AAAAAAAAAAM/3YrOJd1GXOI/s72-c/Picture+1.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-1383679565550583630</id><published>2006-12-24T09:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-24T09:51:34.193-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Man of the Year'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bono'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='honorary knight'/><title type='text'>that's sir bono to you. well, not really.</title><summary type='text'>In case you didn't catch this, Bono  is going to be knighted! Well, kinda. Since he's not an Englishman, he'll only become and honorary sir.Transition via pix!Obviously, this is a step down after being last year's Time Man of the Year, but whatever. I'm sure he'll show up to the knighting and crap, because he's classy like that. It'll take place sometime after the New Year, and I bet there'll be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/1383679565550583630/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=1383679565550583630&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/1383679565550583630'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/1383679565550583630'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/thats-sir-bono-to-you-well-not-really.html' title='that&apos;s sir bono to you. well, not really.'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-6454435581546578818</id><published>2006-12-24T08:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-24T09:50:47.829-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gayle King'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Oprah'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stedman'/><title type='text'>oprah finally settles down?</title><summary type='text'>Here's some news to warm you this Christmas Eve: Stedman is moving in with Oprah! It's about time considering they've been dating for...oh....20 effing years! By the time they get married, this man will be out of jail.I know what you're thinking: tossing salads.The two will most likely move into the $6 million home that Oprah just bought in Chi-town. But all I can think is POOR GAYLE! Oprah's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/6454435581546578818/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=6454435581546578818&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/6454435581546578818'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/6454435581546578818'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/oprah-finally-settles-down.html' title='oprah finally settles down?'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-4423162435344440649</id><published>2006-12-24T03:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-24T04:02:04.204-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spankrock'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lindsay lohan'/><title type='text'>i'm bringing lindsay back</title><summary type='text'>Now that Justin has brought Totes back like that other Justin brought sexy back, it's time for me to briefly hop in with the feel-good anthem of the winter season.  Justin suggested that I revamp my seasonal playlists, but for lack of time and lack of computer with any good music...this will have to do.  Just put this song on repeat.  Call it a playlist.  Genius!Daughters to father Remember when </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/4423162435344440649/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=4423162435344440649&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/4423162435344440649'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/4423162435344440649'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/im-bringing-lindsay-back.html' title='i&apos;m bringing lindsay back'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/RY45nknsZkI/AAAAAAAAACE/Wl3BHrVBPAQ/s72-c/4e_lindsay1_wideweb__430x286.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-312031583843989203</id><published>2006-12-24T00:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-24T00:10:08.465-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Harry Potter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jews'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Daniel Radcliffe'/><title type='text'>you're a jew, harry</title><summary type='text'>Ok, I promise this will be my last Jew-related post for a while, but ironically today was the day I came across an interview where Daniel Radcliffe, star of the Harry Potter movies (duh!), comes out as a Jew. Although he he claims that he's not very religious, his mother is Jewish!And I thought he was supposed to be a Christ figure! Wait! Jesus was a Jew. Phewph.So much for Christmas at Hogwarts,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/312031583843989203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=312031583843989203&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/312031583843989203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/312031583843989203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/youre-jew-harry.html' title='you&apos;re a jew, harry'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-2756515192587012201</id><published>2006-12-23T12:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-23T12:18:27.026-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='SNL'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NBC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jews'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><title type='text'>while we open gifts, jews party!</title><summary type='text'>Last night was the last night of Chanukah (right?), so now it's officially Christmastime! I'm going to continue my Jewish Christmas series by posting last year's SNL animated short: "Christmastime for the Jews" I'm still amazed at how well done this is, so I won't be snarky.10:30 bedtime,Justin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/2756515192587012201/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=2756515192587012201&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/2756515192587012201'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/2756515192587012201'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/while-we-open-gifts-jews-party.html' title='while we open gifts, jews party!'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-7596026945714661507</id><published>2006-12-23T10:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-23T11:09:41.177-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='American Apparel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jews'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><title type='text'>christmas for the jews</title><summary type='text'>Jews, we Christmas-celebrators know that December 25th is a rough day for you. Everything's closed, most of America spends the day opening presents (you don't), and the highlight is a pint of egg drop soup and a matinée. Well, children of YHWH, now there's something for you! American Apparel has a special offer just for G-d's chosen people. Take this quiz to prove that you're a Jew, and you'll </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/7596026945714661507/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=7596026945714661507&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/7596026945714661507'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/7596026945714661507'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/christmas-for-jews.html' title='christmas for the jews'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-7664344551016110675</id><published>2006-12-21T17:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-21T17:54:05.707-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Harry Potter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='J.K. Rowling'/><title type='text'>the beginning of the end</title><summary type='text'>OMG! OMG!!!!!!!!  J.K. Rowling released the title of the 7th book today...of course, it wasn't without some hard work on my part (jk. [rowling]! I cheated.)Watch where you're pointing that thing!Anyway, she released the title via a hidden game of Hangman on her site, JKRowling.com. You can find instructions on how to cheat your way through to the game here (scroll to the bottom of the article).Or</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/7664344551016110675/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=7664344551016110675&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/7664344551016110675'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/7664344551016110675'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/beginning-of-end.html' title='the beginning of the end'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-8536467431810509584</id><published>2006-12-21T14:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-21T14:53:38.896-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Zeitgeist'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='List'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Google'/><title type='text'>searching the world over</title><summary type='text'>What have you googled this year? Take a moment to think. Now check out the Google Zeitgeist (x-lation: "spirit of the times") Top Searches in 2006. Click on the different tabs to see searches in different categories. And graphs!Of course, after reading these lists you may feel a little sad. What kind of world do we live in when these are the top four Google News searches?Paris HiltonOrlando </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/8536467431810509584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=8536467431810509584&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/8536467431810509584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/8536467431810509584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/searching-world-over.html' title='searching the world over'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-3195428426946373305</id><published>2006-12-20T06:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-20T06:39:44.161-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='iTunes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sufjan Stevens'/><title type='text'>a very sufjan christmas</title><summary type='text'>Tired of Christmas already? Well, so is Sufjan! And now you can commiserate together, because Sufjan's That Was The Worst Christmas Ever!, a track from his holiday box set, is available as the free download this week on iTunes.Yah, that's right: SINGALONGIf you even remotely like Christmas music and remotely like Sufjan, buy his Songs for Christmas box set. It's amazing. You won't be sorry. Not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/3195428426946373305/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=3195428426946373305&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3195428426946373305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/3195428426946373305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/very-sufjan-christmas.html' title='a very sufjan christmas'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-153708081591514077</id><published>2006-12-19T23:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-19T23:13:39.332-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ANTM'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Seventeen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tyra Banks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='CariDee'/><title type='text'>america's next top seventeen cover</title><summary type='text'>I'm still on the fence about this past season of ANTM, but whether or not Tyra's craziness has finally ruined the show, CariDee is pretty goshdarn hott. Check out here Seventeen Mag cover:CariDee-licious!Click here for a hi-res version. What did you think of the season? Was  I the only one who lost interest half way through?Can't wait to read how to get my ex back,Justin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/153708081591514077/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=153708081591514077&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/153708081591514077'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/153708081591514077'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/americas-next-top-seventeen-cover.html' title='america&apos;s next top seventeen cover'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i14.tinypic.com/2s1lv1d_th.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-1935218571085231276</id><published>2006-12-19T22:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-19T22:53:57.671-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Haircut'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Selma Blair'/><title type='text'>half-priced haircut?</title><summary type='text'>I'm going to continue my theme of celeb hair cuts:Oh, SelmaThis is simply tragic. I really don't know what else to say. I'm going to give Miss Blair the benefit of the doubt and assume that her hair dresser has cerebral palsy. Maybe it was 1/2 price?Why should I care if I have to cut my hair,Justin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/1935218571085231276/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=1935218571085231276&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/1935218571085231276'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/1935218571085231276'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/half-priced-haircut.html' title='half-priced haircut?'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i14.tinypic.com/4bssbuq_th.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-7353499585318600990</id><published>2006-12-18T23:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-18T23:32:01.163-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Justin Timberlake'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Grammys'/><title type='text'>sing with justin</title><summary type='text'>Think you've got the voice of an angel? Do you dream of kicking Cammy to the curb and grabbing yourself a big handful of Justin? Like the Grammys?Well, here's your chance to sing at the Grammys. With Justin Timerlake. On TV!!!!!!! Yahoo Music is sponsoring the contest.Sing with me!Oh, and the best part? THE SUBMISSION ARE POSTED ONLINE! For everyone (even you!) to see. Yup, it's like the American</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/7353499585318600990/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=7353499585318600990&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/7353499585318600990'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/7353499585318600990'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/sing-with-justin.html' title='sing with justin'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-8020578848756810285</id><published>2006-12-18T23:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-18T23:13:58.097-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Justin Guarini'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Japan'/><title type='text'>got his hair did</title><summary type='text'>Thanks to avid reader Janie for alerting me to this. Guess who obviously just got back from Japan:From Justin to whaaa?Maybe he and his newly straightened locks with have a comeback? From Justin to Kelly II: Have You Lost Weight? No, I Ditched the Fro: Straight to DVD Spring 2007.I'm gonna wish upon a star,Justin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/8020578848756810285/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=8020578848756810285&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/8020578848756810285'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/8020578848756810285'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/got-his-hair-did.html' title='got his hair did'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://i12.tinypic.com/4gegkfd_th.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-7088763055049249016</id><published>2006-12-18T20:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-18T20:19:48.428-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Movie Trailers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Giant Magazine'/><title type='text'>hollywood slump</title><summary type='text'>Remember "Brokeback to the Future"? This morning, Giant Magazine released it's list of the 10 Best Fake Movie Trailers of the Year. My favorites:Number 3: "Ten Things I Hate About Commandments"I always thought the Bible could use a little more Beyoncé.Number 2: "Shining"Proof that sometimes trailers have little to do with the actual movie.See the complete list here.I'll butter your popcorn,Justin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/7088763055049249016/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=7088763055049249016&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/7088763055049249016'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/7088763055049249016'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/remember-brokeback-to-future-this.html' title='hollywood slump'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-5476659242276660865</id><published>2006-12-18T13:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-18T13:40:44.450-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Deal or No Deal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Penn Jillette'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NBC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Howie Mendel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Identity'/><title type='text'>an open letter to nbc</title><summary type='text'>I'm going to complete my trilogy of NBC-related posts by re-posting an open letter I wrote to the network a week and a half ago:NBC,I love you. You are my favorite network. Nobody does comedy like you do, and your Monday night is where it's at. You may be number three (unfortch trailed by the joke of a network The CW), but that's okay: I have a thing for the underdog! And you're moving on up! The</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/5476659242276660865/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=5476659242276660865&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/5476659242276660865'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/5476659242276660865'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/open-letter-to-nbc.html' title='an open letter to nbc'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-8683957788723617818</id><published>2006-12-18T11:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-18T11:20:22.825-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Biggest Loser'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NBC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reality TV'/><title type='text'>you're person of the year. now be a star!</title><summary type='text'>Shizz. I've eaten so much this week, and I haven't been to the gym once! Well, thanks to NBC and reality TV all is not lost! I can still be a star!THE BIGGEST LOSER IS CASTING!The Biggest Loser is back! Do you have what it takes to be the next Biggest Loser? We are now casting season four. If you are finally ready to shed the pounds once and for all with expert trainers and nutritionists, then </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/8683957788723617818/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=8683957788723617818&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/8683957788723617818'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/8683957788723617818'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/youre-person-of-year-now-be-star.html' title='you&apos;re person of the year. now be a star!'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-6419758841742144879</id><published>2006-12-17T21:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-18T14:07:00.563-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Justin Timberlake'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='SNL'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cameron Diaz'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mya Rudolph'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Andy Samberg'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NBC'/><title type='text'>it's my **** in a box!</title><summary type='text'>Did you catch Justin Timberlake on SNL last night? He hosted and performed! What a two-for. What a bargain. Oh, and if you're wondering, his lover Cammy-poo introduced his first song. So many starz!Ok, so the best sketch? Obviously "Hip Hop Kids:"I'll probably name my first born Jo-Jessica. Boy or girl.And in case you missed it here's my current obsession. Andy, Justin, Mya, and dicks-in-boxes? </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/6419758841742144879/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=6419758841742144879&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/6419758841742144879'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/6419758841742144879'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/its-my-in-box.html' title='it&apos;s my **** in a box!'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-4988628468132712456</id><published>2006-12-17T00:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-17T00:58:50.910-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Person of the Year'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Time Magazine'/><title type='text'>when everyone wins no one does</title><summary type='text'>Really, Time? REALLY? You couldn't come up with anyone better? Not that I'm not flattered and all. But for serious? Ugh. Thanks for the tip-off, David.You're really nothing special,JustinPS: I'm still working the kinks out of this shizz. Transferring over to Blogger Beta: not painless. Expect more regular posting in a few days.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/4988628468132712456/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=4988628468132712456&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/4988628468132712456'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/4988628468132712456'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/when-everyone-wins-no-one-does.html' title='when everyone wins no one does'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-116628297516793613</id><published>2006-12-16T10:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-16T10:29:35.216-05:00</updated><title type='text'>totes a hello</title><summary type='text'>I'm sitting in Middletown's very own Javapalooza, reading MLK jr.'s "Letter from Birmingham City Jail," and I think it's time for an "Emancipation of Mimi"-style comeback. Don't you?Stay tuned.Justin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/116628297516793613/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=116628297516793613&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/116628297516793613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/116628297516793613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/12/totes-hello.html' title='totes a hello'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-115135485935561972</id><published>2006-06-26T16:46:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-26T16:47:39.406-04:00</updated><title type='text'>totes a goodbye: bigger and better things</title><summary type='text'>Upon, Katey and Kate's graduation, Joe John's upcoming senior thesis, and Justin's venture into becoming a corporate whore...we have decided to close up shop. But rest assured that we're doing just fine.Are you though? Do you miss us? May I suggest these blogs to help you out?   IT'S THE MONEYSHOT!!: This is Joe John's new music blog. It's a mix of indie, pop, hip-hop, and soul. It will blow your</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/115135485935561972/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=115135485935561972&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/115135485935561972'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/115135485935561972'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/06/totes-goodbye-bigger-and-better-things.html' title='totes a goodbye: bigger and better things'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114801359318982361</id><published>2006-05-19T00:32:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-19T00:39:53.223-04:00</updated><title type='text'>go to this if you are cool...</title><summary type='text'>Jess Lane and Jon Golbe of Teen Homicide have teamed up once more for a new pilot!!!  Here are the words from Jess herself."Aawwwwwwwwww man!  Me and Jon made a new Channel 102 pilot. And they liked it. It's going to be at the screening. It's very exciting.  We spent a whole lot of time on it. Probably the majority of last month was spent writing, planning, filming, and editing this show. I think</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114801359318982361/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114801359318982361&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114801359318982361'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114801359318982361'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/05/go-to-this-if-you-are-cool.html' title='go to this if you are cool...'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114697343874164427</id><published>2006-05-06T22:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-06T23:43:58.793-04:00</updated><title type='text'>america's next top gossip:  lisa d'amato tells all...again</title><summary type='text'>I haven't been keeping up with Lisa recently...but it looks like she's been doing a lot of shit-talking in her MySpace fan club recently.  Here are some highlights...   "someone asked a while back: Who else made out in the limo besides Kim and Sara.....It was Jayla and Cassandra....I think. It was a big mess of everyone, but I'm pretty sure."   "Fuck Tyra, Fuck her show, Fuck her whole I'm a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114697343874164427/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114697343874164427&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114697343874164427'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114697343874164427'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/05/americas-next-top-gossip-lisa-damato.html' title='america&apos;s next top gossip:  lisa d&apos;amato tells all...again'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114694868776486319</id><published>2006-05-06T15:06:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-06T16:53:39.556-04:00</updated><title type='text'>kidz w/ mad skillz</title><summary type='text'>Kids rapping are so cute that you can't even handle it. So are rapping robots that tell kids to recycle...But that's not the point! Kids rapping can be the cutest thing ever...or it can be disasterous  (see Aaron Carter).  Rappers Delight Club is the best thing to happen to me since the Reggaeton Ninos.  This is probably the best thing that Said the Gramophone has ever done for me.RAPPERS DELIGHT</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114694868776486319/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114694868776486319&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114694868776486319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114694868776486319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/05/kidz-w-mad-skillz.html' title='kidz w/ mad skillz'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114694184357822228</id><published>2006-05-06T14:31:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-06T14:59:13.660-04:00</updated><title type='text'>may mixtape reject: new song by coach said not to</title><summary type='text'>The May mixtape is in the works! I promise. There are currently a few thematic issues...which led to a few songs getting considered for a second and canned within the next minute. Here is the first of many...d/l: COACH SAID NOT TO- Unlikely ArchitectRemember how Heidi from Project Runway really liked pretty things? Well, I have no particular reason for wanting to include this on the new mixtape..</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114694184357822228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114694184357822228&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114694184357822228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114694184357822228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/05/may-mixtape-reject-new-song-by-coach.html' title='may mixtape reject: new song by coach said not to'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114681029894101089</id><published>2006-05-05T01:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-05T02:24:59.156-04:00</updated><title type='text'>fierce, fabulous, farewell: antm</title><summary type='text'>Just when we all thought you couldn't kill a praying mantis in a disco dress... Furonda gets the boot. The girl was too skinny to be a live, with long fingers suitable only for poking eyes out, so I don't think any of us can believe she's any great loss. Can we take a moment to memorialize the tiara, though?My two favorite characters of this entire cycle turned up this episode. First, can we name</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114681029894101089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114681029894101089&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114681029894101089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114681029894101089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/05/fierce-fabulous-farewell-antm.html' title='fierce, fabulous, farewell: antm'/><author><name>Katey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06602654660381174664</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_GyI66wcIjXc/R2K98fz2ymI/AAAAAAAAACg/FpVpVNtdBIk/S220/TWBB_13720.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114679479493193920</id><published>2006-05-03T22:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-04T22:13:15.076-04:00</updated><title type='text'>jenny lewis b-sides attack!</title><summary type='text'>Jenny Lewis is much more legal and hotter nowadays.  JENNY LEWIS w/ WATSON TWINS- ParadiseJENNY LEWIS w/ WATSON TWINS- Fireplace(BUY Rabbit Fur Coat)We get that on channel 18 now,Joe John </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114679479493193920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114679479493193920&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114679479493193920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114679479493193920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/05/jenny-lewis-b-sides-attack.html' title='jenny lewis b-sides attack!'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114659252469226405</id><published>2006-05-03T12:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-03T12:41:46.470-04:00</updated><title type='text'>not america's top best friend: top model recap digest</title><summary type='text'>OK, OK, I know I've been slacking off on my recap duties. I could come up with excuses, but that would be boring, and I've probably talked to most people reading this in the two weeks I haven't been recapping, so you already know my excuses. Anyway.So two weeks ago we lost Brooke, and last week we lost Nnenna, which means that the Top Model producers are finally listening and hanging on to my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114659252469226405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114659252469226405&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114659252469226405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114659252469226405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/05/not-americas-top-best-friend-top-model.html' title='not america&apos;s top best friend: top model recap digest'/><author><name>Katey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06602654660381174664</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_GyI66wcIjXc/R2K98fz2ymI/AAAAAAAAACg/FpVpVNtdBIk/S220/TWBB_13720.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114670778719154475</id><published>2006-05-03T10:46:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-03T21:56:27.416-04:00</updated><title type='text'>whatever it takes, i know i can make it through</title><summary type='text'>To add to my obsession with youtube...  I was originally very excited when I discovered that you can watch select episodes of Degrassi on the-N.com.  Then, someone notified me that essentially every episode ever aired is on youtube.  This includes my favorite EVER...the creation of "Palex".  It also includes the rest of season 5, which has yet to debut in the US.  Lesbians unite, bitch fights </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114670778719154475/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114670778719154475&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114670778719154475'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114670778719154475'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/05/whatever-it-takes-i-know-i-can-make-it.html' title='whatever it takes, i know i can make it through'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114666728655622698</id><published>2006-05-03T10:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-03T10:41:27.006-04:00</updated><title type='text'>brought to you by the letter J</title><summary type='text'>After discovering the Leprechauns in Mobile, Alabama bit way before Katey, I've decided that I need greater publicity for the things I watch on youtube.  Unfortunately, this one was on ONTD, so I'm totally unoriginal for posting it.  This is the best thing you've ever seen...at least since Brokeback to the Future.C FOR COOKIEWhat happens in a futuristic world where the consumption of cookies is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114666728655622698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114666728655622698&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114666728655622698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114666728655622698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/05/brought-to-you-by-letter-j.html' title='brought to you by the letter J'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114655730400985270</id><published>2006-05-02T03:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-02T04:13:01.966-04:00</updated><title type='text'>pimpin all over the world, circa 1970</title><summary type='text'>Continuing my obsession with soul.  Courtesy of soul detective.LEE BATES- International Playboyvs.LUDACRIS- Pimpin' All Over the WorldThe similarity between these two songs is incredible.  7 years before Ludacris was born, Mr. Lee Bates (please refrain from Master Bates jokes) states, "My name is known in old Hong Kong, I'm just as famous as egg foo yung!"35 years later, Mr. Chris Bridges states </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114655730400985270/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114655730400985270&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114655730400985270'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114655730400985270'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/05/pimpin-all-over-world-circa-1970.html' title='pimpin all over the world, circa 1970'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114655635003279156</id><published>2006-05-02T03:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-02T03:52:30.066-04:00</updated><title type='text'>snakes on a plane on a cat</title><summary type='text'>Courtesy of Stuff On My Cat...dot com.I will not rest until Samuel L. Jackson is the 2007 Commencement speaker,Joe John</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114655635003279156/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114655635003279156&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114655635003279156'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114655635003279156'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/05/snakes-on-plane-on-cat.html' title='snakes on a plane on a cat'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114653964724486380</id><published>2006-05-01T22:28:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-02T03:32:22.956-04:00</updated><title type='text'>it's not called gym-nice-tics</title><summary type='text'>Explain to me why I have not seen this movie yet.BONUS SONG:COLIN MELOY- The Gymnast, High Above the Ground (NPR Live 1/28/06)The video for "We Run This" is amazing, as most Missy Elliott videos tend to be.  Watch it here.  Also...seriously...why am I not watching this movie RIGHT NOW?  On top of that, why have I not seen Akeelah and the Bee? I need a big dose of standard "feel good movie of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114653964724486380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114653964724486380&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114653964724486380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114653964724486380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/05/its-not-called-gym-nice-tics.html' title='it&apos;s not called gym-nice-tics'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114643774907032526</id><published>2006-04-30T18:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-30T18:55:49.120-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i got skooled: the love we had</title><summary type='text'>Back in 1998, a year before "The Thong Song"...Dru Hill's Enter the Dru was my jam. My favorite song on it was "The Love We Had (Stays on My Mind)" which I should have known was too good to have been written by them. But back in 8th grade, I didn't have lovely resources like Soul Shower, Soul Sides, Funky 16 Corners, Palms Out Sounds, and Soul Detective.  Now I do. THE DELLS- The Love We Had (</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114643774907032526/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114643774907032526&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114643774907032526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114643774907032526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/i-got-skooled-love-we-had.html' title='i got skooled: the love we had'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114643603786635925</id><published>2006-04-30T18:07:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-30T18:33:36.210-04:00</updated><title type='text'>spring flingz</title><summary type='text'>Why make this post? A) I'm tired of people asking me who these people are, B) I'm excited as hell that they are coming to my school, C) I am ready to party hard, D) All of the Above   ANDREW W.K.(wikipedia - website) ANDREW W.K.- Party HardANDREW W.K.- Party Til You PukeANDREW W.K.- It's Time to Party(BUY I Get Wet)TALIB KWELI(wikipedia - official blog)TALIB KWELI- Get ByTALIB KWELI f/ MARY J. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114643603786635925/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114643603786635925&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114643603786635925'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114643603786635925'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/spring-flingz.html' title='spring flingz'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114643297320781022</id><published>2006-04-30T17:18:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-30T17:36:13.283-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i've been gone for a minute, now i'm back with the jumpoff</title><summary type='text'>Seriously. I've been slacking off on blog duties hardcore. While I've been living in the real world these past couple of days, the internet has been buzzing with fantastic news that you (translation: I) would care about.First off, new SMOOSH has been released.  I still can't get over the fact that they're 12 and 14.  When I was that age, I was mad awkies.  Yet, somehow, they're cooler than I am </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114643297320781022/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114643297320781022&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114643297320781022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114643297320781022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/ive-been-gone-for-minute-now-im-back.html' title='i&apos;ve been gone for a minute, now i&apos;m back with the jumpoff'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114634234286920380</id><published>2006-04-29T16:24:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-29T16:25:42.920-04:00</updated><title type='text'>so powerful, so sexy</title><summary type='text'>I never knew presidential portrait artists had such a sense of humor! This one's just asking me to Photoshop Ms. Lewinski in:Hellooo, Mr. President. And supposedly he's not wearing his wedding ring? Tsk tsk!Oh wait! Hills' portrait is in profile?! Well, move it two feet to the right and you've got yourself a scandal. No computer required:It can't possibly be that longCause it's my United States </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114634234286920380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114634234286920380&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114634234286920380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114634234286920380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/so-powerful-so-sexy.html' title='so powerful, so sexy'/><author><name>TotesFawkward</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114625426668457984</id><published>2006-04-28T15:28:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-28T15:57:46.726-04:00</updated><title type='text'>sufjan outtakes pt. 4</title><summary type='text'>It just keeps on coming.  Here's the latest leaked song from Sufjan's Illinois outtakes album.  It's okay I guess.  I kind of hate this whole, "I'm too lazy to make a new album so I'll just release some really awesome outtakes" plan.  I mean, I know music is, like, hard to make and all...but where's the next state?In all seriousness, I think I like "The Henney Buggy Band" more than this one.  D/l</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114625426668457984/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114625426668457984&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114625426668457984'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114625426668457984'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/sufjan-outtakes-pt-4.html' title='sufjan outtakes pt. 4'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114607905509399748</id><published>2006-04-26T15:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-26T15:20:45.216-04:00</updated><title type='text'>listen when I say...</title><summary type='text'>IT'S SECRETARY'S DAY! dl:  THE RABBITS- Secretary's DayAnd for even more cuteness on this lovely holiday...Hang in there!Joe John </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114607905509399748/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114607905509399748&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114607905509399748'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114607905509399748'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/listen-when-i-say.html' title='listen when I say...'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114606697256069428</id><published>2006-04-26T11:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-26T11:56:12.563-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i can't get enough</title><summary type='text'>After The Oscars, I wrote up a loooong post about the history of Three Six Mafia and it's ever-changing membership, name change from Triple Six Mafia (radio wouldn't play the songs of Satan), and ever-growing list of disgruntled former members.  Long story short, blogger screwed up the post...so it never happened.Recently, I can't stop listening to Three Six Mafia.  I don't know why.THREE SIX </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114606697256069428/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114606697256069428&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114606697256069428'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114606697256069428'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/i-cant-get-enough.html' title='i can&apos;t get enough'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114606564109709222</id><published>2006-04-26T11:24:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-26T11:49:44.473-04:00</updated><title type='text'>unreleased sufjan leakin'</title><summary type='text'>SUFJAN STEVENS- The Henney Buggy Band(Courtesy of the gum)In case you missed it, here is another track from the upcoming outtakes album...SUFJAN STEVENS- Adlai StevensonThere is exciting news on the way...but nothing is official so I can't tell yet! It involves a certain band that performed on campus and a certain individual who performs music. Yes, it does have to be that ambiguous for the time </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114606564109709222/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114606564109709222&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114606564109709222'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114606564109709222'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/unreleased-sufjan-leakin.html' title='unreleased sufjan leakin&apos;'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114585741548528744</id><published>2006-04-24T01:24:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-24T01:46:15.886-04:00</updated><title type='text'>dirty diana 4evs</title><summary type='text'>While everyone else has moved on with life after Project Runway, I continue to stalk the contestants at every chance possible. And by stalk at every chance possible, I mean read their blogs and check their websites on occasion. Seriously.Ms. Diana Eng, my favorite contestant from the start to the finish, once agreed to do an interview for our lovely site. Within a few days, I sent some questions </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114585741548528744/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114585741548528744&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114585741548528744'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114585741548528744'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/dirty-diana-4evs.html' title='dirty diana 4evs'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114585608870225168</id><published>2006-04-24T01:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-24T01:21:28.736-04:00</updated><title type='text'>how to make money post-graduation</title><summary type='text'>Because $40,000 a year isn't pocket change,Joe John</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114585608870225168/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114585608870225168&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114585608870225168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114585608870225168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/how-to-make-money-post-graduation.html' title='how to make money post-graduation'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114581968646682053</id><published>2006-04-23T15:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-23T15:14:46.530-04:00</updated><title type='text'>snake in my boot</title><summary type='text'>I think this takes the joke a bit too far...to a down-right offensive place. Put a snake in ya butt,Joe John</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114581968646682053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114581968646682053&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114581968646682053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114581968646682053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/snake-in-my-boot.html' title='snake in my boot'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114574963216765683</id><published>2006-04-22T19:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-22T20:02:36.180-04:00</updated><title type='text'>my sister on vocals, tiger on guitar</title><summary type='text'>So I was over at You Ain't No Picasso seeing if there was anything new to listen to and the ad at the top of the page was for Jil Station.  I sat wondering why this sounded so familiar, and by sat...I mean, I clicked the link to figure it out...Band Members:  Kyle Dreaden, Adam Holzwarth, Brandon Solan, Chris BarnettJustin's mother.  That's why. While we were at a random Friendly's after getting </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114574963216765683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114574963216765683&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114574963216765683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114574963216765683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/my-sister-on-vocals-tiger-on-guitar.html' title='my sister on vocals, tiger on guitar'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114559469219863988</id><published>2006-04-21T00:33:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-22T01:45:19.076-04:00</updated><title type='text'>for the ladies: literature!</title><summary type='text'>Snoop Dogg is not only a rapper and an actor, but now he has become a novelist! It ain't all about Gin and Juice though. This October, Snoop's debut novel Love Don't Live Here No More will tell the story of a young man struggling to succeed as a rapper in Southern California...“Snoop, by nature of what he does, is a storyteller,” says Kathleen Schmidt, vice president and director of publicity for</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114559469219863988/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114559469219863988&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114559469219863988'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114559469219863988'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/for-ladies-literature.html' title='for the ladies: literature!'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114558358938940417</id><published>2006-04-20T21:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-20T21:39:49.556-04:00</updated><title type='text'>boogie in your blog</title><summary type='text'>A little over a year ago, the ever-so-missing Katie made us listen to this song.  I was reminded of it by a post on Digital Eargasm.  It is true poetry...EDDIE MURPHY- Boogie in Your Butt "Put a clock in your buttPut a big rock in your buttPut a tin can in your buttPut a little tiny man in your buttPut a TV in your buttPut me in your buttPut everything in your buttJust start to sing about your </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114558358938940417/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114558358938940417&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114558358938940417'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114558358938940417'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/boogie-in-your-blog.html' title='boogie in your blog'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114558164686329107</id><published>2006-04-20T20:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-20T21:07:26.896-04:00</updated><title type='text'>that's my jam: i am somebody</title><summary type='text'>This is a single by some random Parisian dude named DJ Mehdi featuring Canada's Chromeo. It is an international explosion of fun.  No, seriously...it is.  It's about being really cool and important.  Which I am.Listen to me DJ MEHDI f/ CHROMEO- I Am SomebodyI get knocked down but I get up again,Joe John </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114558164686329107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114558164686329107&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114558164686329107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114558164686329107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/thats-my-jam-i-am-somebody.html' title='that&apos;s my jam: i am somebody'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114557809239512974</id><published>2006-04-20T19:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-20T20:41:58.796-04:00</updated><title type='text'>riding the bus with my big gay soccer-player sister</title><summary type='text'>+ + +Erica Ash, Dion Flynn, Julie Goldman, Stephen Guarino,  Kate McKinnon, Nicol Paone,  Michael Serrato, and nobody else that you haven't heard of.= BIG GAY SHOW I'm not even kidding. That's the name of the show. It's a half-hour long sketch comedy show premiering next year. Unfortunately for Rosie, it will never come close to the hilarity of this.In other homo news, Ian McKellen just gave me </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114557809239512974/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114557809239512974&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114557809239512974'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114557809239512974'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/riding-bus-with-my-big-gay-soccer.html' title='riding the bus with my big gay soccer-player sister'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114547542829234635</id><published>2006-04-19T14:55:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-19T17:59:42.443-04:00</updated><title type='text'>totes a review: imaad wasif</title><summary type='text'>ALBUM: Imaad WasifLABEL: Kill Rock StarsFOR THOSE WHO ENJOY:  Badly Drawn Boy, Sufjan?, sad guys with acoustic guitars ------------------------------ Imaad Wasif really thinks his album is the shit."Hey all you fuckers and contemptuous villains and grandmas too: can you hear the soft blows of my record? This is meant for the late night vibe or the early morning fear but what do I know about </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114547542829234635/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114547542829234635&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114547542829234635'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114547542829234635'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/totes-review-imaad-wasif.html' title='totes a review: imaad wasif'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114528931084695589</id><published>2006-04-17T11:24:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-17T20:33:49.240-04:00</updated><title type='text'>totesumbrellas april mixtape: april showers</title><summary type='text'>Remember that day it snowed earlier this month? I do too. That certainly isn't about to bring in some May flowers. Either way, it's spring or some junk. I decided to make a mixtape that is somehow appropriate for both running through the raindrops and lounging on the grass. There is a mixture of moods throughout the mix, just as there is a mixture of feelings that come with April. With the warmth</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114528931084695589/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114528931084695589&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114528931084695589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114528931084695589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/totesumbrellas-april-mixtape-april.html' title='totesumbrellas april mixtape: april showers'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114528732161990085</id><published>2006-04-17T10:36:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-17T20:52:30.983-04:00</updated><title type='text'>you got skooled: the perfect beat</title><summary type='text'>I found a bunch of ol skool hip-hop tunes on the net, and as I listened to them, I noticed that several aspects of them are borrowed by current artists. This is not news, as sampling is a large part of the hip-hop world, but most people (including me) don't know the history behind these beats. Therefore I decided I would start a new feature on this blog called "you got skooled" which draws </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114528732161990085/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114528732161990085&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114528732161990085'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114528732161990085'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/you-got-skooled-perfect-beat.html' title='you got skooled: the perfect beat'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114525798926383856</id><published>2006-04-17T02:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-17T03:16:13.740-04:00</updated><title type='text'>back with a vengeance:  easter mass remixed</title><summary type='text'>So I went home for Easter...which means that I went to church for Easter. It was not too exciting. Here is how I wish Easter Sunday really went down.I enter the church to find that the normal priest isn't there....but someone new!FATHER FLAV!!     Ryan Seacrest steps to the front of the church and introduces the opening hymn, "Enough is Enough...My Motherfuckin' Redeemer Lives!" performed by </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114525798926383856/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114525798926383856&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114525798926383856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114525798926383856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/back-with-vengeance-easter-mass.html' title='back with a vengeance:  easter mass remixed'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114515858308960596</id><published>2006-04-15T22:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-15T23:36:23.210-04:00</updated><title type='text'>say goodbye to the duck booty walk: antm episode 6</title><summary type='text'>If it was possible to be eliminated for blandness, why didn't we get rid of Nik earlier last season? I guess Leslie is the first victim of the new policy.I really didn't see it coming that she'd be going, but I guess that's what the boring ones are: silent threats.As for Brooke's sudden crazy-bitch turn, I have to point out that I totally called it:  "I can't think of a single reason that the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114515858308960596/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114515858308960596&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114515858308960596'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114515858308960596'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/say-goodbye-to-duck-booty-walk-antm.html' title='say goodbye to the duck booty walk: antm episode 6'/><author><name>Katey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06602654660381174664</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_GyI66wcIjXc/R2K98fz2ymI/AAAAAAAAACg/FpVpVNtdBIk/S220/TWBB_13720.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114505110106943499</id><published>2006-04-14T15:25:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-14T17:45:01.240-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i promise i'll get over it soon.</title><summary type='text'>-Joe John</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114505110106943499/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114505110106943499&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114505110106943499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114505110106943499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/i-promise-ill-get-over-it-soon.html' title='i promise i&apos;ll get over it soon.'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114472239604644583</id><published>2006-04-10T22:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-11T00:03:42.383-04:00</updated><title type='text'>cam'ron can't handle us</title><summary type='text'>You may be tired of rumors starting, but I've heard a bit of goss that Cam'Ron has cancelled on Spring Fling because he couldn't get enough security. I sincerely hope rappers he has beef with read this, because this one bit of information is enough to build an entire album on. Of course, maybe good ol' Cam is still coming. We'll just have to wait and see...But if he doesn't, it's going to take a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114472239604644583/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114472239604644583&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114472239604644583'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114472239604644583'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/camron-cant-handle-us.html' title='cam&apos;ron can&apos;t handle us'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11736431.post-114471943431960255</id><published>2006-04-10T21:11:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-10T21:38:42.786-04:00</updated><title type='text'>long time ago, we'd be the shh!</title><summary type='text'>Prince's latest album 3121 is much better than anything I've ever heard off of Musicology.  And by the album, I mean a few songs.  And by a few songs, I mean "Lolita" (mp3, BUY ALBUM). If you weren't really feeling "Black Sweat" or "Te Amo Corazon"...don't immediately write off this song. It is essentially the new "Kiss"...20 years late. I hesitated to write a post about it because a few other </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/feeds/114471943431960255/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11736431&amp;postID=114471943431960255&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114471943431960255'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11736431/posts/default/114471943431960255'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totesumbrellas.blogspot.com/2006/04/long-time-ago-wed-be-shh.html' title='long time ago, we&apos;d be the shh!'/><author><name>JJS III</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xlopHRwXchk/SKSCK13dunI/AAAAAAAABBw/xlrouMp4lMw/s1600-R/self.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
