18 December 2006

you're person of the year. now be a star!

Shizz. I've eaten so much this week, and I haven't been to the gym once! Well, thanks to NBC and reality TV all is not lost! I can still be a star!

THE BIGGEST LOSER IS CASTING!

The Biggest Loser is back! Do you have what it takes to be the next Biggest Loser? We are now casting season four. If you are finally ready to shed the pounds once and for all with expert trainers and nutritionists, then you should apply!

How to Apply:
Step 1: MAKE A VIDEOTAPE (only VHS, DVD or mini DV will be accepted)
Step 2: MAIL THE TAPE TO US ASAP (please include a picture if possible).

What to include in your FIVE MINUTE videotape.
Show us why you should be on The Biggest Loser. Make your video as personal as possible. Start with your name and hometown. (For example, you can take us on a tour of your typical day.) Show us, don't just tell us, why you need to lose the weight. Finally, let us know why you are a great candidate for the show. Remember, we want to see your personality. Have fun and good luck!

Send your tape along with a completed application to:

THE BIGGEST LOSER CASTING
PO BOX 578
Manhattan Beach, CA 90267-0578


So don't worry about getting fat this holiday season. It'll only help you on your way to reality TV fame.

Download the application. Yup, there's an app. No you can't apply ED. Thanks, Harvard.

Mmm transfats,
Justin

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