That's because TCC Co. is introducing Coke Blak (I don't know how to type a macron, so die), which is coffee flavored Coke! Amazing! Why did this not exist before? Well, actually it has. They tested it in France. I guess their logic is that if the frogs like café au coke, Amrrrica will too.
Oh. And in other news: black people are finally using the interweb! Welcome.
Just for the taste of it,