Professional people-watching as a respectable career goal
15 February 2006
this is for all the baby mamas...
Sorry, ladies, but it's just not gonna happen. According to Slate, Connecticut has the lowest marriage rate of any state in the country. They blame it on all sorts of things, from how intelligent we are (oh, you flatter!) to how rich we are (who needs a rich husband when you already have a trust fund?) What it boils down to, though, is you're probably not going to see a marriage proposal on the scoreboard next time you go to a professional sports event in Connecticut... provided we have pro sports here... I don't really pay attention.
Now that we're finally together, we can move to Connecticut and make fun of everyone else there.
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