07 February 2006

she can teach you, but she'll have to charge.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!"
...And soon, you too can whip up a milkshake that will bring boys to your yard!

Kelis is making a cookbook. I propose a recipe called "I CAKE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW! AAAAAAH!!"

Kelis also isn't a one-hit wonder bitches. She's sort of huge in the UK and is now on her fourth album. Here is a song from each album...

KELIS- Caught Out There
(BUY Kaleidoscope)
KELIS- Junkie for Your Love
(BUY Wanderland)
KELIS- Milkshake
(BUY Tasty)
KELIS f/ TOO $HORT- Bossy
(unreleased album)

AND SOME BONUS TRACKS...

BJORK f/ KELIS- Oceania (Remix)
(BUY single)
ODB f/ KELIS- Got Your Money
(BUY album)
N*E*R*D f/ KELIS & PUSHA T- Truth or Dare
(BUY In Search Of...)

I just wanna get along with you,
Joe John

PS- Toteumbrellas february mixtape is on it's way. It will blow your mind.

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