01 February 2006

mr. and mrs. gay

It seems as if Brad has caught bi-curious from Angelina. The less masculine half of Brangelina has expressed that he's seeking a "good gay role".


Dude Magnet

Why does Brad want to take a dip in the homo pool? Because he desires to "shed his lady killer image". Yah, what a tough life. Hott bitches constantly swooning over you, flashing their boobies. Like living in Girls Gone Wild. It's tragic, really.

Too hott for TV,
Justin

4 comments:

BER said...

i think he should play 'dead guy under my back driver-side tire' so i can finally win angellina's heart and show her my wiener.

Joe John said...

He's just trying to jump on the Brokeback bandwagon. All the hot Hollywood stars want to be gay now. In their movies that is...

Anonymous said...

he already played Achilles...

Anonymous said...

Well, quite technically, Achilles and Patroclus were together in the Iliad, so he already has...