27 February 2006

making the world a better place...one rumor at a time.

I posted a while back about the possibility of Paris Hilton playing the role of Mother Theresa in a film by Indian director T. Rajeevnath. DListed is saying that Paris got the role.

I'm wondering if this is all a joke. I mean, today's pop culture news isn't too exciting (aside from a new Celebrity Fit Club cast and Reese Witherspoon surpassing Julia Roberts as the highest paid actress of all time). With that said, people might just start making things up.

Here are my all-time favorite rumors fueled by the internet...
  1. "My Neck, My Back" rapper Khia gave her boyfriend AIDS and he shot her!!
  2. Ciara has a penis...and this is why she keeps her goodies in the jar.
  3. Lindsay Lohan--- Dating E V E R Y O N E
  4. J. Lo is preggers.
  5. That dude from Blues Clues is DEAD.
  6. Shakira hates the Israeli people.
  7. Tupac is alive!
  8. William Hung died of a heroine overdose.
  9. Tom Cruise and Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20 were caught in bed...doing it!
  10. Richard Gere likes gerbils in his bum...GAY.
  11. Eddie Murphy...GAY.
  12. James Van Der Beek...GAY.
  13. Ricky Martin...GAY.
  14. Troy Aikman...GAY.
  15. Elijah Wood...GAY.
  16. Jake Gyllenhaal, Heath Ledger...GAY...together.
  17. Mike Piazza, Sam Champion...GAY...together.
  18. EVERYONE IS GAY!
Here at totes, we are going to attempt to come up with the ultimate celebrity rumor. This means that somebody is probably going to be gay. We encourage you all to make up your own rumors and post them in the comments section. Extra points for creativity.

I'm N Love Wit a Stripper,
Joe John

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