Hey, it's me Doug! I hope I'm not the only one who wants to see this with no ironic intentions. Patti Mayonnaise is so frickin' hot. I want to fingerbang her in the bathroom of the Honker Burger. Maybe she'll see this movie with me. And maybe I will fingerbang her while watching said movie. Fingerbanging is awesome. Porkchop is a dog. We put him to sleep yesterday.
IMPORTANT EDIT: Holy shit! My best friend is blue.
Ruining your childhood as much as Amanda Bynes ruined All That,