Jamie Foxx was number one for the second week. Are you kidding, America? HE ISN'T RAY CHARLES. Just because he's black and wears sunglasses does not mean that he's dead and blind. Or a good musician for that matter. And Foxx's loop in "Gold Digger" makes me want to die. So there.
Let's skip now to number three on the chart: "Curtain Call: The Hits" by Eminem. Who the hell still listens to Eminem? He's more washed-up than Britney these days. Seriously, the only impact he's had on my life is that I now have a strong urge to deck tween boys in baggy jeans and grey hoodies.
This is not Jamie Foxx
But here is the true horror of U.S. music: "First Impressions of Earth", the new Strokes album sold only 88,000 copies last week. Compare that with 131,000 for Jamie Foxx and you see my beef. I mean, 88,000 is great (Jamie Foxx is not)! But so are The Strokes, and they deserve better. At least they're number one on the new Rock Albums chart?
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