1. Remember Jodie Sweetin? Stephanie Tanner on "Full House"? Well, she's a meth head. Middle Child Sundrom! It's real, guys.
2. Rachael Ray is going to be on "Iron Chef America". The episode is set to air on February 26th, and I'm not sure if I'm excited or horrified. Can she even cook for longer than 30 minutes at a time? We'll soon find out.
3. The world economy is on the verge of a collapse. I kid you not: The Supreme Court may force RIM to shutdown its BlackBerry mobile email network. Evidently silly RIM doesn't actually own the patents to the technology, and NTP (the company that does) is suing. This only effects the U.S. network, but would nonetheless be devastating, as everyone on Wall Street, Madison Avenue, and in FBLA clubs across this great land would have to live without being tethered to their Gmail accounts. Luckily, NTP is willing to allow the federal government to continue use of their BlackBerrys. I mean, it's only fair.
I have an hour? Shit.
And I feel fine,