11 January 2006

ho-leee shit

The kid will probably exit the womb with a personal assistant denying its drug addiction

Not like I actually wake up early enough to break news, but I figured if you haven't hit Gawker or Pink or God knows what else yet, you might appreciate the heads up. I really just feel sorry for Angelina-- mother of two adopted children, pregnant with a third, and that bastard won't even marry her? I just hope he pays his goddamn child support.

According to Cosmo I'm more like Jen than Angelina,


1 comment:

notjesslane said...

i'm pretty sure this kid will just exit the womb already being the sexiest person alive