What stereogum fails to mention is that the tragedy here isn't that Pink is mocking Jessica Simpson. It's that...
A) Pink is referring to herself as P!nk.
B) "...accompanied by an incredible video that will be the talked about for weeks to come."
C) Pink thinks her opinion matters. Nobody listens to ugly people...duh.
D) Pink is still making music.
God may be a DJ. Life may be a dancefloor...but I think you need to sit down and stop dancing Pink. You should have stopped after "Don't Let Me Get Me". It always made me feel like a real girl in this harsh world!
Don't wanna dance if it's not in my heart,