I actually got the idea for this a while ago when Joe John posted some great reviews. Anyway, the quotes are copy and pasted, so they're 100% as-is (and 100% fantastic). Perhaps I'll make this a weekly thing:
Fall Out Boy's "From Under the Cork Tree"
Fallout boy is really really bad (1 star)
"Music? This isn't music! Fall out of a Window, Boy!"
SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN (5 stars)
"This is an awesome none the less it's probably an awesome song"
-Clasics are the best
COMEBACK OF THE YEAR! (5 stars)
"'Sugar We're Going Down" is overplayed on the radio and whatnot, but the rest of the album is awesome! It's a great album to scream to. Lol."
Bad as tin foil in the middle of a desert (1 star)
"The albums is disgusting. It is about as cool as a tissue box! If this album had a name, It would not be cool! IT would be bad! It is NOT A GOOD ALBUM! DO NOT SPEND MONEY ON THIS! IT WOULD BE WASTED MONEY! Every song is bad (not one is good) and 1253475896"
emo my ass (1 star)
"anyone who calls this emo is a little girl who bites heads off of dolls"
they rock (5 stars)
"THIS ALBUM IS DEFFINATELY ROCK AT ITS FINEST!!!! I CANT GET ENOUGH OF IT!!!!!! IF U GUYS LOVE THIS CD U SHOULD BUY THERE NEW CD TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE I THOUGHT IT TO BE IMPOSSIBLE BUT THIS IS BETTER THEN FROM UNDER THE CORK TREE!!!!!! OMG THEY TURNED ME INTO A TRUE FAN!!!! MAD <3 FOR FALL OUT BOY"
-im rick james bitch
Fall out boy. Music or gayness (1 star)
"HAHA GAYNESS fall out boy is thee gayest ever lol hate it....its worse than rap"
I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me,