Teen Homicide has gone the way of Channel 101/102 greats Laser Fart and Shutterbugs. They may have been beaten by a shitty second episode of "The Block," but they aren't friends with Gemberling or anything. The fourth episode, featuring Victor stabbing footballs in a penguin suit (plus all the other shows), is up at Channel 102.
Now, good news:
The most exciting admissions event since I heard Haley Joel's post-puberty voice in person: the brother of a celebrity (who will remain unnamed for the sake of my job) has officially applied for a spot in Wesleyan's class of 2010. Dean buzz says the app is totally mediocre, but features an essay that accuses the media of ruining the lives of young stars. And he would know. I guess he's just tired of rumors startin. Eliza Ford, put your game face on.
Why won't you back up off me,