17 December 2005

pop culture cliffnotes

If you're too lazy to dig through ONTD for all the latest dish, let me provide you with a table of contents.
  • Mariah Carey is almost the new Elvis.
  • Hilary Duff continues to be the saint of teen pop queens.
  • Talan from Laguna Beach now has a record deal with Joe Simpson, as in Jessica and Ashlee's daddy.
  • Luke Wilson has an awkward johnson.
  • Desperate Housewives go to China!
  • Mary J. Blige schools Mimi with 4 out of 5 stars.
  • Lindsay Lohan replaces Cokehead Kate as the new face of Chanel, also calls Paris Hilton a bitch in the process after mistaking her for Paris, France.
  • West Wing actor John Spencer passes away at 58.
  • The White Stripes act stupid.
  • Jamie Foxx was racist because of racism, but still wants to get some white bitches.
  • John Mayer (of all people) calls Kanye West a pussy.
  • Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams get stalked.
  • Jennifer Lopez writes love songs about leaves or so me shit like that.
And some stuff from my fave blogs...
My life on the Z List,
Joe John

7 comments:

Katey said...

My absolute favorite response to anything, ever, on the John Spencer post:

"Oh my God, my father and I are seriously tripping balls over this."

My family suddenly seems so boring.

Justin said...

Narnia is soo good! Except that Lucy was slightly retarded, and Mr. Tumnus kinda sketched me out.

Katey said...

Are we the only people who read this anymore?

Anonymous said...

Dude, are you sure you're not thinking of HOT 97 NEW YORK'S BLAZIN' HIP-HOP AND R&B?!!

Cause that's how I get down.

Nat

Joe John said...

Nat- all hip hop stations are BLAZIN.

Except for POWER 105.1...they just flip the switch because they have to be original.

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