23 December 2005

our spots are different colors

part five
THE TOP TEN BEST BAD MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN

6. The Cheetah Girls (imdb, website):


Cheetah-licious! This classic Disney channel original movie features a random white girl, 2/3 of 3LW and
Raven (a pop diva who fronts a multi-culti girl group on the edge of success). It taught us all that we could live in harmony in the "jiggy jungle"...even if our parents are black! Who can resist a movie with characters named Galleria, Aqua, Dorinda, and Chanel? No one. Raven's performance is spectacular, leaving me thinking "That isn't just SO Raven, it's VERY Raven!" Unfortunately, after the movie was over, Raven peaced out of the Cheetah Girls...leaving only three!

They take a whackin' and keep on snackin'
What I'd give to get my hands on a full mp3 of "The Cheetah-licious Christmas" song!

Rating: zero spots


Never hide the cheetah inside,
Joe John

1 comment:

SMM. said...

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