ray of light

Rachel Ray is the white Oprah. Everyone has always known this, and now it's official. Fall 2006, Rachel's getting a talkshow! All thanks to Oprah's production company.

Sex in the Kitchen

This article describes Ray-ray as a "dynamic television personality," and by that they mean she'd knock you out with her gesticulations. Have you seen "30 Minute Meals"?! Jeez, that girl needs to put those hands down once in a while. Is it any wonder why she always cooks and spends $40 days alone. I fear for the safety of her future guest.

Warm my mind near your gentle stove,
Justin