12 October 2005

elvis is sooooo gay

Ok, so I may be treading in dangerous territory by questioning the masculinity of the king, but this article makes Elvis sound so homosexual that it makes Ms. Jay from ANTM look hetero.

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Happy Halloween!

The lady procurer's bizarre claims also include Presley's fondness for "slumber parties" - in which he would relish inventing hairstyles and applying make-up to female fans - and how the star was frightened of gays and lesbians.

And he was bad in bed...obviously because he didn't really like vaginas!

He never went all the way with fans because his mom told him that premarital sex was a sin...or he didn't really like vaginas! Oh, and he's a momma's boy too.

Hotter than Jesse Katsopolis,
Joe John

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