In the blogosphere we were all awaiting one moment...and then Britney had the baby. This left us horribly unsatisfied for one reason though: We didn't know the name.
With that said, let's move on...
HOLY FUCKING MOTHER SHIT! There's a new Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire trailer and I literally got chills from watching it...I seriously can not even take how beautiful and intense this looks. Emma Watson is also too hot for her age.
Look who got a haircut!!
Lindsay Lohan is looking better these days! BRING BACK THE RED HAIR!!! I think she should be deemed in
I usually hate blind items, but this one was CLASSIC.
This American film actress likes to spend much of her time in
Michael Jackson never ceases to freak the hell out of me. Recently, he rented out a water park in Dubai so children and parents could "have fun for free" aka SO HE COULD TOUCH THE CHILDREN WHILE FULFILLING HIS KINKY S&M LYCRA FETISH!
Kanye West is the only thing stopping Mimi from being even further emancipated and achieving 17 number one singles. Kanye doesn't care about her emancipation! But his momma done found his $500 porn bill!
Brad Pitt fans rejoice! The Aniston-heartbreaker is going to be filming a looooong nude scene for his upcoming film The Assassination of Jesse James. I can only hope that I look that good when I'm 41.
The dude that hacked
Aaron Carter is setting up to bring us the next "Hollaback Girl". The kid is working with Pharrell Williams the moment he hits 18 years. I pray with all my heart that his next single is "That's How I Beat Shaq" (Part Two).
OK, the people over at Broadway have lost their minds...There is talk of Shrek: the musical! and I am frightened. Their reasoning has something to do with the success of The Lion King and Beauty and the Beast...I'm kind of hoping that they take out all the humorous elements of Shrek and make it a serious operatic show. Ok, so it doesn't end there...But I'm a Cheerleader!: the musical! is going up this weekend and the weekend that follows. Lesbians!
Be prepared. A few months from now, whenever we talk about Jessica Simpson on here...you may just see Jessica. She's totally going the Diddy route and dropping a few syllables. Okay, but this isn't the important part. I mentioned her first single "Fired Up" (her version of "Dirrty") earlier and posted a link to a shitty preview of it. Get this though...there was a meeting to discuss the video and she said she wants it to be "slutty and hot(ter than Slave 4 U)". When told that this would be inappropriate seeing that she's married, she replied, "Oh, who cares what Nick thinks! This is my single...my video!" She wants to be wanted by men's magazines, lusted after...but if you ask me the girl just has some serious self-esteem issues. Hoes!
Just look at this list. It'd make Justin proud.
If someone get's a video of this, I might cry in the good kind of way. Diddy done taught Martha Stewart how to rap. Her flow is actually pretty tight if you ask me.
"It's Miss Martha from Jersey City / I'll bake you a cake and make your crib look pretty / I gets mad respect like my man, big Diddy...They thought they could stop me, but they must be silly. I got my ankle bracelet off, now I'm free like Willy / It's the K-Mart queen so I know you feel me / They gave me love on the inside, that's why they call me M Diddy."
I hope she makes an appearance on his next album...
Ok, so this is the next collaboration between Pharrell and Gwen Stefani. And it's not the shitty live version...this is the actual song. It ain't no Hollaback Girl.
Pharrell f/ Gwen Stefani- Have it Like That
Ok, so we're very hip-hop oriented today...BUT THIS IS THE NEW SHIZ.
Nappy Roots- Rewind
Ghostface Killah- Be Easy
Redman- Rush the Security
Ol' Dirty Bastard f/ Ghostface- Back in the Air