27 September 2005

tom cruise: lecturer

Psychology majors take note: Tom Cruise will teach you all you need to know about mental health problems. Beginning next month, Cruise will offer four lectures at the Celebrity Center International in L.A. on the topic of "solutions to mental health problems". Unfortunately, these events are only open to Scientologists and a small number of the press. Matt Lauer (I know you read this), get there early if you want a seat.

Ohh...crazy, but it feels alright,

PS Ashton and Demi got hitched on Saturday. Maybe you care more than I do (pun!).


Mad Joy said...

Hey, he does KNOW about this stuff.

Hehe, the pun made me giggle inside.

guava said...

your shit is funny. FUN-NAY!