23 September 2005

oh, paris



Paris is under investigation by Maryland police for allegedly dealing drugs and alcohol to minors while shooting The Simple Life. Supposedly she offered teens pot and bourbon to "loosen them up." Because Simple Life needs more loose people.

Bottom line: Paris is officially a pimp. Drugs, alcohol, fancy cars, a sex tape.

P-I-M-P.

Big pimpin' we spendin' G's,
Justin

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