04 September 2005

George Bush Doesn't Care About Bloggers.

Temporary Blog Depression is over.

That bitch Katrina really doesn't make one want to blog about snarky celebrity gossip. However, in cruising the blogs, I realized that celebs are just like US?

They are affected by this tragedy too...Juvenile of "Back that Azz Up" fame has lost his New Orleans home. You can be a bitch and say, "Oh, whatever! He totally has enough money to buy another house!" Think about it. The man lived there...and has certainly lost a lot in this tragedy, including friends. Luckily, he was able to save his family.

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They are criticizing the government for it...Angelina Jolie just doesn't think that their efforts are enough. You can easily find t-shirts of Kanye West's national television quote, "George Bush doesn't care about black people."

They are donating...Jay-Z and Diddy have both put forth $1 million to help the cause. Hilary Duff is going to put forth $250,000 and is encouraging her fans to bring canned goods to her concerts. Go here and learn how you too can help...feel free to comment with other sites.

They want us to know that their family is okay...Britney Spears' most recent letter to her fans...
"Dear Fans,

My thoughts and prayers go out to everyone in Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida and any other states that might be affected by Hurricane Katrina. All of my family members there are safe and thank you to all my fans for your concern.
Love, Britney"...
Now I can sleep at night, knowing that her family is okay.
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For those of you who are depressed by this news and can't handle anything that has to do with it...I can provide you with some news that might cheer you up?

So apparently Martha Stewart is having an Apprentice type television show, but instead of Donald Trump's famed "YOU'RE FIRED!" line...Her catchphrase is going to be "You just don't fit in." Tears will be rolling down cheeks.

God, I love Shar Jackson...

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I also love how it looks like her daughter in the red skirt is photoshopped into this. See more ghetto-fab pictures here.

TWENTY FIVE MOTHERFUCKING CHAPTERS OF TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET!!!!??? Are you ready?

Have you heard of Dahv??? Her lyrics include "Daddy don't trip, I'll clean my room" and she has a song called "Pass the Shirley Temple". I need the album!

Ashlee Simpson is SO HARDCORE that she's dying her hair orange or rainbow!!! That's so unique and awesome!!!! OMGzorz!!!

Mariah Carey is the new Beatles...or Elvis!

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger,
Joe John

PS-
Tunes to come in another post.

1 comment:

Max said...

Wow, Dahv is pretty amazing. Dahv is what Smoosh would be if they were more precocious. And more "street." Is her 10 year-old speech impediment, especially in the song "Mean Girls," kinda hot, or am I just a fucking pervert? Thank you, Joe John, for introducting me to something else that is embarrasing.