06 August 2005

99 Proof

Here's Block Party's newest video: "Pioneer" Honestly, I think it's pretty horrible. It reminds me of Karaoke Revolution...but, like, on drugs.

Write a song with John Mayer! He'll probably take 95% of the credit, but it'd still be a good story to tell at parties.

Have you read the Rolling Stone review of The Dukes of Hazzard? Well, guess how many stars they gave the movie. Here's a hint: think of the most sarcastic response possible, and you'll be correct. That's right, Rolling Stone gave it zero stars.
Like, none. Read the review. It's sad. While you're at it, read the CNN review, because it's pretty great.

I hate Laguna Beach soo much (the show, hence the italics), and now I've discovered that it's ruining pop-culture in general: the season two premiere featured Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'". Not a problem; good song. HOWEVER, the song has since reached number 8 on the iTunes Top 100 list. This will inevitably screw up next week's Billboard charts. Thanks, tween-America. Thank you very much.

I used to think that all kids were supposed to be cute. This site proves me wrong. What the fug. Here's a preview:

God, I hope Sarah Jessica Parker playing Annie in this picture.

Tom Cruise looks ok here EXCEPT FOR HIS SNAGGLE TOOTH!

A Special "Trapped in the Closet" Parody Feature:

Living in Atlanta, I'm ashamed of The Bert Show, the morning show on Q100. Nevertheless, they made a Harry Potter version of "Trapped in the Closet" entitled: "Harry Potter: Trapped in the Closet, Under the Stairs". There's one for each of the first five books, and they're kinda hilarious. Kinda. Just pretend that it's not The Bert Show.

Sorcerer's Stone
Chamber of Secrets
Prisoner of Azkaban
Goblet of Fire
Order of the Phoenix

Ok, this is like 50 times better! A Sims version of the videos (thanks, ONTD):

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five

News Round-up:

Kate Hudson's a swinger.
Eddie Murphy's getting a divorce.
ex-Jurors are cashing in on the MJ trial.
Asslee discusses her new album.
Chappelle's Show ain't comin' back. Ever.
Brandon Flowers of The Killers is off the market.

I'm lookin' for a dime that's top of the line,


S. said...

You live in Atlanta? How did I miss that my primary source of celeb gossip outside the overpriced bullshit they call "Us Weekly" lives in Atlanta?


tracy said...

ok WHATEVER laguna beach is awesome. i felt compelled to watch it until i could tell the female characters apart (not easy), and i finally figured it out during the season 2 premiere. and then BAM poor scorned steven and poor wistful LC are singing "don't stop believing" in steven's SUV while kristin bitches it up in a limo. it was a beautiful MTV moment!

notjesslane said...

you clearly passed over the most obvous histerical celeb picture. DEMI MOORE. she looks like a big nerd. the rest of these are just really interesting or really boring.

Nunez said...

I love the Bert Show. Don't hate. I miss you, Justin! Love!

Amy said...

Marilyn Manson and Demi Moore are the dorkiest kids ever.

pavarti patil perling said...

just a couple things i wanted to share before the big 100!

1) I've been listening to "magic lesson" all day--I'm addicted! It is so good and seamless, except for about five seconds in the middle. I have to say my favorite part is the bitchy-hermione moment at the beginning, although the inclusion of "Magic Stick" is inspired.

2) new Goblet of Fire footage on Extra, just in case you're as irrationally pumped for it as my cousin amanda. although rereading it has made me quite curious about how some parts will look on screen, though i'm sure they'll leave all the good parts out. (http://extratv.warnerbros.com/v2/news/0805/12/3/video.html)

goldblatt said...

wtf. this is far too large a gap. Time for the new post!!!!!!
Do it to it.