I could have been shot! Ok, so I was nowhere near the courthouse, but there was a shooting in Middletown.
Destiny's Child may have parted their different ways, but they still managed to sneak in one more single and video, "Cater 2 U". The question I have for you is...
Out with a bang or out with no thang?
Watch the video and debate in the comments...or don't debate and I'll cry about it.
The song itself is a slower sexalicious ballad. The video features the girls scrunched up naked together in a cave with a weird green light on them, Beyonce in a bikini, Kelly nearly dry-humping a really nice car, Michelle perpetually singing the third verse, and hot choreographed dancing in hot black elegant dresses in a hot desert.
I don't care what my momma say,
Joe John
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Out with no thang! I thought they broke up months ago. I didn't know they were back together until I saw a stand-up of them peddling the fruit salad at McDonalds.
Ummm, it's a fruit and walnut salad, miss Wood.
And that song/video is horrible. They also look disgustingly awkward during the naked huddle. I just wonder how they coaxed Michelle, the Christian one, into doing that. I can basically see her foo-foo, and Jesus doesn't like that.
I'll brush your hair and put your doo rag on.... what horrible lyrics... it's so anti-survivor-bills bills bills
Yeah, Jenny, it's almost as bad as
"I'll play Bobby and you’ll play Whitney,
If you smoke, I'll smoke too,
That’s how much I'm in love with you."
Smoking is for lovers.
i couldnt agree more. they say they are breaking up because their careers are better when they are on solo. Is it destiny's child talking? or just beyonce?
OK, but they give you the walnuts on the side in a little package, and the one time I got the salad I didn't even realize they were there. Lame.
What the hell is a foo-foo?
I think foo-foo = VAG!
Oh my G, just yesterday I was at a wedding brunch catered by a company called, I shit you not, Cater 2 U.
Foo-foo = hee-haw, but != wing-wang.
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