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Speaking of church, since when did Charlotte Church get all bad-ass on us? The soprano with a voice like an angel is becoming slightly more devilish these days as she falls into a career of pop music. She is no longer just the voice of an angel, but apparently the voice of authority. She gave Robbie Williams a big fuck you after he told her to stop smoking...She called Pavarotti a diva and George W. Bush an idiot...She criticized The Pope (aka Awesome Holy Man) about his decision to ban Harry Potter...and she told people to back off on talking smack about Britney Spears.
Speaking of Brit, since she's been pregnant she loves eating for two!...oh, and also pregnant boinking.
While most girls are left waiting months for a proposal, Paris Hilton is busy choosing which multi-million dollar ring she wants to keep.
Mariah Carey knows the only way to play golf. With heals on. Amen Mimi! Amen.
Pop princess Hilary Duff, pseudo-bad boy boyfriend Joel Madden, and brother Benji Madden are making sweet sweet...music. Unfortunately none of these songs will be better than "The Math", off her debut album.
Lindsay Lohan tells us in her new song that she wants to come first, but I put Hilary before her in this entry because she doesn't deserve it. Especially since she looks like this in her latest photoshoot. That, my friends, is not glamour. What happened to photoshoots like this? Lindsay also canoodled with Constantine from American Idol, just so she could make Jake Gyllenhaal jealous! Have some dignity Jake. Do not hit that!
Well, even if I hate Lindsay now, I'm still glad that Mean Girls took home a good amount of popcorn awards at the MTV Movie Awards. Lacey Chabert is looking better than Lindsay...this is not the way it was supposed to be! If you can't wait until June 9th to find out who won, check out this spoiler.
...And that's when I realized that everything was changing. My world was collapsing. I had grown from a young boy to a young man in seconds. In other words...When did Winnie from The Wonder Years get a body like that????
If you're name was Apple, you'd find a way to take it out on your father too. Basically, Apple Martin, baby daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, hates Coldplay too. Apple prefers Sigur Rios and The Beatles. No joke. In other news, many years from now...Apple will be attending Wesleyan and joining the facebook group, "My Name Gets A Lotta Crap, and I'm Tired of it".
Jessica Alba is also getting a lot of crap, because of these pictures which very clearly show off her nipples.
Hey all you secret Broadway enthusiasts. Stop hiding. I know your secret. I also know that you probably want to see the trailer for the movie version of RENT. I hate musicals, and that still looks good. Ashlee Simpson thought so too, considering she wants to bone married-man Taye Diggs so hard.
This just in: Scientology is sure to ruin TomKat's career. The power couple of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are in danger thanks to Scientology. Because of his beliefs, Tom might be booted from Mission Impossible 3. Also because of his beliefs, Tom is stopping Katie from playing drug-addict Edie Sedgwick in Factory Girl.
A few seconds after reading a rumor about Jennifer Aniston getting close to David Schwimmer, I found out she has a new man in her life post-Brad Pitt. His name is Buddha or something. Whatever, I've never even seen any movies with him starring. I can't even be mad at Brad...because he moved on from hitting that...to hitting this.
The new Batmobile is FUGLY.
I don't think I have to say much about this...Titanic in 30 seconds (and re-enacted by bunnies). While we're on the subject of cartoons I love, how about Skippy: The Goth Kangaroo?
Speaking of church, since when did Charlotte Church get all bad-ass on us? The soprano with a voice like an angel is becoming slightly more devilish these days as she falls into a career of pop music. She is no longer just the voice of an angel, but apparently the voice of authority. She gave Robbie Williams a big fuck you after he told her to stop smoking...She called Pavarotti a diva and George W. Bush an idiot...She criticized The Pope (aka Awesome Holy Man) about his decision to ban Harry Potter...and she told people to back off on talking smack about Britney Spears.
Speaking of Brit, since she's been pregnant she loves eating for two!...oh, and also pregnant boinking.
While most girls are left waiting months for a proposal, Paris Hilton is busy choosing which multi-million dollar ring she wants to keep.
Mariah Carey knows the only way to play golf. With heals on. Amen Mimi! Amen.
Pop princess Hilary Duff, pseudo-bad boy boyfriend Joel Madden, and brother Benji Madden are making sweet sweet...music. Unfortunately none of these songs will be better than "The Math", off her debut album.
Lindsay Lohan tells us in her new song that she wants to come first, but I put Hilary before her in this entry because she doesn't deserve it. Especially since she looks like this in her latest photoshoot. That, my friends, is not glamour. What happened to photoshoots like this? Lindsay also canoodled with Constantine from American Idol, just so she could make Jake Gyllenhaal jealous! Have some dignity Jake. Do not hit that!
Well, even if I hate Lindsay now, I'm still glad that Mean Girls took home a good amount of popcorn awards at the MTV Movie Awards. Lacey Chabert is looking better than Lindsay...this is not the way it was supposed to be! If you can't wait until June 9th to find out who won, check out this spoiler.
...And that's when I realized that everything was changing. My world was collapsing. I had grown from a young boy to a young man in seconds. In other words...When did Winnie from The Wonder Years get a body like that????
If you're name was Apple, you'd find a way to take it out on your father too. Basically, Apple Martin, baby daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, hates Coldplay too. Apple prefers Sigur Rios and The Beatles. No joke. In other news, many years from now...Apple will be attending Wesleyan and joining the facebook group, "My Name Gets A Lotta Crap, and I'm Tired of it".
Jessica Alba is also getting a lot of crap, because of these pictures which very clearly show off her nipples.
Hey all you secret Broadway enthusiasts. Stop hiding. I know your secret. I also know that you probably want to see the trailer for the movie version of RENT. I hate musicals, and that still looks good. Ashlee Simpson thought so too, considering she wants to bone married-man Taye Diggs so hard.
This just in: Scientology is sure to ruin TomKat's career. The power couple of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are in danger thanks to Scientology. Because of his beliefs, Tom might be booted from Mission Impossible 3. Also because of his beliefs, Tom is stopping Katie from playing drug-addict Edie Sedgwick in Factory Girl.
A few seconds after reading a rumor about Jennifer Aniston getting close to David Schwimmer, I found out she has a new man in her life post-Brad Pitt. His name is Buddha or something. Whatever, I've never even seen any movies with him starring. I can't even be mad at Brad...because he moved on from hitting that...to hitting this.
The new Batmobile is FUGLY.
I don't think I have to say much about this...Titanic in 30 seconds (and re-enacted by bunnies). While we're on the subject of cartoons I love, how about Skippy: The Goth Kangaroo?
TUNES!
There are some good covers in this world, but this one just blows my mind.
Tegan & Sara- When You Were Mine (Prince cover)
The exciting conclusion to R. Kelly's hip-hopera in five installments. I totally thought he said, "Now it's obvious somebody has been all up in my hole, in my bed" the first time I listened to it. It's funny how similar "home" and "hole" can sound.
R. Kelly- Trapped in the Closet (Chapter V)
Love it or hate it. Linda Perry produced it.
Kelly Osbourne- One Word
This will always be my favorite song by Badly Drawn Boy...because you obviously care so much.
Badly Drawn Boy- Above You, Below Me
The new Foo Fighters music may suck, but I still think this is one of the best summer driving songs ever.
Foo Fighters- Everlong
...and this is probably the worst summer song to ever touch your radio.
Black Eyed Peas- Don't Phunk with My Heart
Tegan & Sara- When You Were Mine (Prince cover)
The exciting conclusion to R. Kelly's hip-hopera in five installments. I totally thought he said, "Now it's obvious somebody has been all up in my hole, in my bed" the first time I listened to it. It's funny how similar "home" and "hole" can sound.
R. Kelly- Trapped in the Closet (Chapter V)
Love it or hate it. Linda Perry produced it.
Kelly Osbourne- One Word
This will always be my favorite song by Badly Drawn Boy...because you obviously care so much.
Badly Drawn Boy- Above You, Below Me
The new Foo Fighters music may suck, but I still think this is one of the best summer driving songs ever.
Foo Fighters- Everlong
...and this is probably the worst summer song to ever touch your radio.
Black Eyed Peas- Don't Phunk with My Heart
I only think of you on two occasions,
Joe John
Joe John
3 comments:
Ok, let's talk Kelly O:
1. I think that "One Word" has an amazingly catchy chorus, but the verses are soo boring! And what's with the French babble in the background? The video's really neat though. 60s mod really gets me.
2. She's gotten hott. There is no way around this.
3. I may buy the album. I'm a sucker for chicks and synth. And there's a track called "Entropy"! So deep!
OK, the Rent trailer is basicallly a bunch of people hugging in scenic yet poor New York scenes, and then, inexplicably, standing on a dark stage and singing. Yes, it looks kinda pretty, and yes my sentimental attachment to Rent means I will go see it, but still.... I don't know. It actually looks hokier than the play, which I didn't think was possible.
I heart Tegan and Sara. "where does the good go?" got me through the last day of finals.
Also, maybe you already fixed this, but the R Kelly song part IV didn't work when I tried to play it for Justin, and I was really upset about it because...well...he needs to hear it.
PS If Blogger had eprops, you'd get a million for mentioning "The Math"
PPS Justin, you need to get your shit together and post. Or hang out with me. Degrassi marathon June 21/22--I'll bring the blue-jeweled thong, you bring the "Jimmy Brooks Award" trophy.
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