In Canadian news, Neil Young had to cancel his performance at Canada's Juno Awards (like the Grammys but with more Mounties), because he had to have brain surgery. What a pussy.
See, kids! I told you that Bewitched was going to be a movie within a movie (well, actually it's a TV show within a movie, but "movie within a movie" sounds better). Too bad that Nicole Kidman can't wiggle her nose to save her life.
Like Britney, only chubbier.
Jamie Lynn Spears is on the cover of this month's Girls' Life Magazine. But can we please discuss the fine journalism at GL? I can't wait to get my hands on a copy and read "My BFF Is Amazing!" Obviously, this is the poor man's (read: girl's) version of Boys' Life. Yes, I was a boy scout. No, I don't want to talk about it.
I always had a hunch that Penelope Cruz was crazy, but now I know fo' sho'. About her new movie SAHARA, Cruz commented, "After training for a long time I really became friends with my camel and I would talk to him and he would answer." Sure he would, and Tom Cruise likes women.
Katie B. saw the Gawker woman on VH1's The Fabulous Life of Celebrity Couples, proving once again that this blog is our ticket to clip-show fame.