Silly me. I forgot to make fun of Texas.

This week the Texas House voted 81-58 in favor of Amendment 60, which bans gays and lesbians from adopting children. Ok, whatever. Texas hates the gays. Old news. But wait! Read the fine print: "the legislations also authorizes the state to conduct investigations into the sexual orientation of current foster parents." Glossing over the fact that this is probably unconstitutional, does anyone else think it would be super-rad to move to Texas and become a professional Gaydar? Who's with me?! No takers? K. I guess they could always just administer a test.

1. The person pictured above is:
A) a man
B) a woman
C) fabulous