Let's see what in-store for us:
The Very Best of Bananarama! OMG this shit is bananas! Actually, I love the 80s and Brit-pop way too much to make an unbiased call on this one, but check it out!
If you love a good Pop-rock/Punk/Emo mix, then Acceptance's new album Phantom is a safe bet. Think Brand New with some Coldplay mixed in for good measure.
Remember Dishwalla? You know "Counting Blue Cars," the song that is the 90s for me? Well, they've got a new album out today, and this time it's self-titled! Only pick this one up if you're a fan of Creed/Alterbrigde. Wait. If you're a Creed/Alterbridge, go away.
Wow, Britney, Hilary, Usher, Kelly, Lindsay, Justin, Avril, and Beyoncé on the same album? The "Teen Pop" iTunes Essentials is better than Now 483!! Eww, but how did "Raven-Symoné" get on this? And since when is her name hyphenated with an accent ague? Whatevs, the others more than cancel her out.
So many Björk remixes! There are 20 on Army of Me- Remixes and Covers, all of which are accredited to her. This is a lie. Björk is a liar. I'd say that unless you LOVE her (and every genre of music imaginable), this album is pretty "ehh" ...and a little scary.
Ok, obviously this wasn't the week for music. If you're interested, there's also a new Ben Folds album, the Foo Fighters new single (which sounds like every other Foo Fighters song, so save yourself 99¢), and Cheap Trick's Session@AOL.
"Teen Pop" -iTunes Essentials
Army of Me- Remixes and Covers -Björk
*after typing "Dishwalla" so many times, I've decided that it's the worst band name ever. EVER.
And now for some pop-culture news
Tina Fey's pregnant! I hope her baby looks like Lindsay Lohan, so they can put on Mean Girls plays at family gatherings. By the way, EOnline's headline reads "Tina Fey Preggers" Preggers? Jeez. It not like you're a trashy gossip-blog or something. Stop frontin'
Nabisco is changing the Oreo! The new recipe will have no trans-fat, a partially-hydrogenated fat that's bad for you...duh. "They claim the new cookie taste like the original." Well, it better, bitches, or I'm driving down Peachtree until I hit that creepy Nabisco plant and setting it aflame. This is because of Cookie Monster, isn't it? Damn that obese blue pice of carpet.
Guess who's going out with Tom Cruise now? No, it's not Richard Simmons. It's Katie Holmes! I never saw this one coming, but I still think it's gross.
I wanna blow you....away,