21 April 2005

In one place, breakdancing transformers are animated bitches back from the dead.

Did you ever want all the "Got Milk?" ads in one place? I know I have.

Breakdancing Transformers...like the robots in disguise. Need I say more? Yeah, it gets boring after awhile...

Paris Hilton is a bitch. She probably only wanted Kim Stewart in the first place because she looks as old as her father. BTW, I love the way Paris speaks..."When the first installment happened, I wanted Kim. And she was like, 'I'm not doing a reality show.' Nicole was like, 'I'll do it.' I was like, 'Alright'."

Avril Lavigne is set to be animated...from the looks of this cast, it'll be the best thing since "Lil Pimp"

Behold: John Candy, back from the dead...also being animated.

TUNES!


Any song that combines the Requiem for a Dream soundtrack and Usher's "Yeah" is certainly worth listening to at least for the novelty of it.
Dopplebanger- Requiem for Usher

The description of this next song is taken straight from the site I got it from: "This is a booty bass song about a pre-Attorney General Janet Reno and her tough stance on deadbeat dads while she was the State Attorney of Florida. I think that if I said anything more about this, it might spoil it for you."
Anquette- Janet Reno

I think this track speaks for itself...
Sensitive New Age Cowpersons- Dancing Queen (Abba cover)

Scrubbin' your lil' ducky tummy since 1985,
-Joe John

6 comments:

rebecca gitlin the magnificent said...

1. the milk ads are amazing. i definitely used to semi-collect them back in the late 90's and i had the backstreet boys one on my wall. :)

2. the requiem/usher mashup is AMAZING and i love it.

3. advertise for burlesque, biatch! (yes, i am from mean girls)

j. low said...

so i like how there's fucking billy zane as the phantom... what a random and unimportant pop culture moment. also.

Justin said...

Wow. That ABBA cover made my life.

...I wonder if they do "Mamma Mia" too...

nat Webb said...

They don't have the Rush ad, the best ad ever!

It says, "Ever wonder what's in those refrigerators onstage?" and has Rush with the 'staches.

Hott.

mell said...

I think I might still have a Joshua Jackson Got Milk ad buried under all the other crap tacked onto my bulletin board.

and requium/usher...hott. i know what's going to get me through the next half of my paper.

Katey Rich said...

I've seen a scary number of those milk ads. Who knew I was so into magazines in the late 90's? Oh wait. I did.