So I was thinking the other day about how I wish there was a website sort of like the facebook, but if only it could be a little more personally invasive! JUST THEN, four douchey-sounding dudes from Williams brought us iVenster. You enter your weekly shcedule, and your buddies can know where you are at all times. Also you can see how many people have entered the same event, so you know where the most popular parties will be at!!! This is good for me because I don't like talking or interacting with people, but I do want the internet to know that I'll be taking a shit tomorrow morning at 9am. Maybe if we all put that, other schools will think that it is our most popular party and WOULDN'T THAT BE HILARIOUS? No really this is a stupid idea. Saturday, 11pm: beating up tools from Williams.
Muppets to America's Youth: YOU ARE TOO FAT. Cookie monster declared the Janice Dickinson of children's television, tells your lardass kids that cookies are a "sometimes food," not an "always food." Thankfully unrelated to the annoying "C is for Crunk" shirt that girl in my History of Rock class always wears.
Sony's got a patent for "a device that fires pulses of ultrasound at the head to modify firing patterns in targeted parts of the brain, creating 'sensory experiences' ranging from moving images to tastes." Look, as soon as we can taste movies, the following offer will stand: I will give you 5 bucks to watch "Delicatessen."
July 5: Sufjan Stevens releases the next (74 minute) installment in his quest to write an album about all 50 states. Like the quarters thing, but with more banjos and no cardboard display case. But I told you that to tell you this: Track 03: Come on! Feel the Illinoise! Gets me everytime.
I'd tell you about last night's fresh O.C., but I skipped it to see the senior thesis adaptations of As I Lay Dying and Lolita. You will go to the box office tomorrow, and you will be 15 minutes early, and you will see these plays. There is not much I would recommend getting up early on a Saturday for, but there are only 20 seats per show, and tickets go onsale at 10am. Fucking best.
Last night I ate at Mocon and it was delicious,